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A little side hustle suggestion for Joe Cumia:

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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-you anonymously cancel your own gigs
-blame it on us
-still get paid ("racists can enter contract")
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book other gigs (so, so, so you get paid thrice)

*Phone rings*

"Hello, TGI Fridays?"

Joe: "Hi, this is... Coe Jumia? You have a handsome young man playing at your establishment on Friday, and I wanted to let you know, while a skilled guitarist, and NOT fat, he IS a racist!"

"Um.... Sir, I think -"

Joe: "I am not a pedophile! I mean, HE is not a pedophile! He's only guilty of being a lady killer! And a racist! (Proceeds to breathe heavily through mouth)"
 
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*Phone rings*

"Hello, TGI Fridays?"

Joe: "Hi, this is... Coe Jumia? You have a handsome young man playing at your establishment on Friday, and I wanted to let you know, while a skilled guitarist, and NOT fat, he IS a racist!"

"Um.... Sir, I think -"

Joe: "I am not a pedophile! I mean, HE is not a pedophile! He's only guilty of being a lady killer! And a racist! (Proceeds to breathe heavily through mouth)"
Ha, reminiscent of Reddit undercover Joe. Hello, fellow Redditards!

Sorry, couldn’t find the Buscemi meme. I’ve failed you and your beard, Ray.
 
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