Acclaimed screenwriter, comedian and actor owns SNL alum.

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He stared in The Animal? That's unfair. He did other things in that movie besides stare.

Professional author, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Will Tate]

"Hey, you know Rob Schnieder?"
"Yeah, is he in another Adam Sandler movie?"
"No, he got quote tweeted by Patrick S. Tomlinson."
"Who?"

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Rob Schneider attended a four year university. He's more educated than you, Patrick.

 

[Guest]

Nice stared, stupid

 

[FLUUUID]

The only thing Patrick will find himself stared in is disbelief at how fat he is

 

[Easily_Remembered]

His buddy Molly Jong Fast is bragging about getting blocked by Rob. They really are a combination of Mean Girls (but ugly) and a cult.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Rob Schneider's daughter is Elle King, the singer. She loves her dad.
“Honestly, he’s probably my biggest supporter,” King says. “Like, every other day I’ll get texts in all caps of like, ‘Your record’s gonna change the world! I can’t wait for your fans to hear what you’ve made! I love you! I’m so proud of you!’ And that’s a beautiful, wonderful thing.”
Hey Pig, whats Annabelle doing today?

 

[Caverlock]

Rob Schneider is part Filipino. #stopasianhate #stopasianerasure #notyourasiansidekick

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

I guess Fatty doesn’t like making copies. Rob has more talent in his pinky than piggy has in his entire grotesque body.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

The guy who ripped off Will Tate's Starship Repo series has thoughts on everything from abortion to zoonotic viral infection you guys

 

[Sputnik]

Rob Schneider's daughter is Elle King, the singer. She loves her dad.
“Honestly, he’s probably my biggest supporter,” King says. “Like, every other day I’ll get texts in all caps of like, ‘Your record’s gonna change the world! I can’t wait for your fans to hear what you’ve made! I love you! I’m so proud of you!’ And that’s a beautiful, wonderful thing.”
Hey Pig, whats Annabelle doing today?

Leading a fulfilled life without me child, as was determined best by a better man with a delicious helmet.

 

[UnPRePared]

Rob Schneider's daughter is Elle King, the singer. She loves her dad.
“Honestly, he’s probably my biggest supporter,” King says. “Like, every other day I’ll get texts in all caps of like, ‘Your record’s gonna change the world! I can’t wait for your fans to hear what you’ve made! I love you! I’m so proud of you!’ And that’s a beautiful, wonderful thing.”
Hey Pig, whats Annabelle doing today?

Now that's a father!

No, not you, Patrick.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

In this day and age I would rather watch sequels to all of this guy's flops than any new pg-13 capeshit product

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I guess what he's trying to get at is that movies should be made by scientists? What does one have to do with the other, Fatass?

 

[wbgreen]

As much as I hate Sandler's movies, I can't get mad because his gang are some real ass Jews.

Plus he throws a bone to Colin and Norm sometimes.

 

[Raymond]

He such a stupid cunt. Dolph Lundgren starred in some shitty movies too. It doesn't mean anything when it comes to covid.

 

[RobertMewler]

The guy who stood and stared at Adrienne sitting on Jon's cock has thoughts on science, you guys.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

As much as I hate Sandler's movies, I can't get mad because his gang are some real ass Jews.

Plus he throws a bone to Colin and Norm sometimes.

I dont hate on (((Sandler))) either. He's a family guy and makes tons of money while shooting on desirable locations with his pals. If people are still holding a grudge that he's not making another 'talking goat's album, then they're the fags.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

The guy who stood and stared at Adrienne sitting on Jon's cock has thoughts on science, you guys.

He couldn't make eye contact though