Always food, beer, and politics with this fat pig

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I hate to say it, but I think it’s time we stick a fork in Rick. He’s boring as hell now. Just an angry, drunk, lonely man who will remain so until he clutches his chest and falls into a bush in front of the hovel.

 

[Treat Yourself]

He doesn't understand racism after three upstanding youths liberated his phone from him with a suckerpunch at Chubby's? Then again Rick was always a slow learner going by his transcripts.

 

[AntSucks]

Isn't there a post of him somewhere proudly wanting to wear orange to stick it to the Irish?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Always food, beer, and politics with this fat pig

Add fake stories. "Filipenio chef buddy"

 

[CompoundBasement]

Bringing outside food to a place which serves food. Every bartender and food server hates this obese barfly and dread seeing him squeeze through their doorway.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

The waiter isn't your "buddy" you fat fucking retard.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

So let's get this straight; a guy who obviously spends lots on food gets tricked into leaving a bigger tip (& the guy probably saw him photographing food, so free advertising) with a simple dice trick & being given some (unlikely to be sold) dumplings.

Rick basically got hustled & he's boasting about it.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You are what you eat, Rick. You couch ridden pork dumpling

 

[Sputnik]

If you are going to celebrate eating ethnic food maybe photograph something that doesn’t look like fried shit. Also Philippinos are fucking niggers.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Idk if it’s me or this hog was given frozen dumplings.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If you are going to celebrate eating ethnic food maybe photograph something that doesn’t look like fried shit. Also Philippinos are fucking niggers.

"A Filipino is just a Mexican who hasn't woke up." - the guy who made The Nutshack

 

[porquedealer]

No my wife makes dinner for me and I play Yahtzee with my children.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

No my wife makes dinner for me and I play Yahtzee with my children.

Based family man

 

[TorpidSloth]

The waiter isn't your "buddy" you fat fucking retard.

It's as close as Rick gets to a friend.

"Durr, they bring me goodies. That means they like me."

He's lining your stomach so you'll spend more on beer, you fucking fat idiot

 

[Josef Kuminski]

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[SamcroJoeCumia]

After downing those, he went for a dessert cheesesteak at Chubby's.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I remember when NoBacon (RIP) used to boil down left-wing arguments for multiculturalism to "YUMMY FOOD LOL" and I felt that was a simplistic characterisation of even the dumbest libtards, but here's Rick making that point in earnest. It's almost redundant to keep pointing out that he's beyond parody.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Locally cooked pork dumplings.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It's humorous to imagine that any interaction with someone who isn't white has Rick very aware that he's dealing with a potential diversity post opportunity. He probably acts so unnatural, not like Patrick-unnatural but human being unnatural.

 

[Honey Badger]

“Filipinos are all third world whores subservient to the white man, but they make good dumplings”
-Patrick Tomlinson