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Babbling hog goes ballistic on orange man
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2008? Pat was leaching off his first wife who had to get him a job with her. Pat didn’t lose his house or even dealt with a shitty job market. 2008 was no different than any other year for Pat. The pig is only aware of the housing crash of 2008 because he saw parts of the movie “The Big Short”
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As a Democrat faggot I just shrug and know everything Trump is doing is gonna give Dems the Presidency and both chambers of Congress. I’m insulated from most of the things Trump is doing like crashing the economy or sending mexicans to El Salvadorian prisons. So why should I doom out? The future is going to be biblical. Pat should learn to #TRUSTTHEPLAN
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Haha Pat rewatched the big short this weekend and now he's an expert on the stock market again.
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I doubt he even watched it - if anything someone told him what it’s about and that was enough
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He's just following the highest trending topic right now and trying to get that viral updoots dopamine high again. Social media addicted, unemployed loser.
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Nice "savvy" fat idiot
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The "rush" of getting the approval of strangers online far outweighs coming back from a long day's work and hearing "Daddy's home" when you open the door, child. Patrick is doing important things, little one.
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Pig man who has no investments and no plan for the future fatly opines about the stock market
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Now he’s claiming he took his money out because he knew what would happen. Sure, pig
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PFG film tbchwy
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This probably is what 2008 felt like for Pat cause he was poor then and poor now
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Couldn't be that he cleared out his meager Robinhood account to pay legal fees.
Had to be genius man who knows everything but can't seem to get out his meager surroundings and got washed out of all creative industries and got cucked by his best buddy, knew more than every Wall Street investor.
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The Tomlinson technicality is he cashed in his 1300 dollar 401k to make rent when his commissions dried up because of the crash.
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He saw the trailer when google autocorrected his search “how to cover up a big shart”
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Maybe the biggest lie he's ever told. If this were true, why wouldn't he have told his followers to do the same thing? Why wouldn't he have made a bunch of posts about doing it? He timed the market perfectly but didn't utter a peep about it until deep into a flame war with a stlaker child?
But even so, you shouldn't ever put all of your eggs in one basket like that. If you think the market is going to tank, you sell some of your stock, not all of it. Who am I kidding, Pat doesn't have any investments.
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It is, but you know Pat could never watch it without changing it to watch some cape shit nonsense. I’m convinced he has never watched a movie made for adults because anything that isn’t simple “good guys vs bad guys” goes right over his toaster head. He’s the kind of person to brag about not seeing movies like The Godfather, etc. but has seen all 30 or so marvel movies made to sell toys.
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For some reason, I find it hard to believe that the guy who thought $17k in savings was an impossible amount doesn’t actually have any investments.
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It’s like that “financial” guy who went on tv and told everyone he sold all his stocks in 2016 before Trump took office when the Dow was around 18k. Pat only mentions stock when it’s in the News and can be made to look Trump bad. He claims he shorted Tesla (not so) and sold Boeing before they had all their issues over a year ago - funny how those Boeing problems had nothing to do with Biden but any plane has a problem it’s all Trump’s fault.