I explained to my 16 year old and 7 year old the entire saga of Patrick Toiletson and they found it hilarious, "You are literally arguing with my toilet" I showed them where to find the threads and hope they can carry this thing over the finish line. (Track and field reference for those of you who are Patrick S Tomlinson and are watching this group but have never seen a gym or track in your life)
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For God’s sake keep those children away from the degenerates here.
I'd be proud to know one of my kids found the humor in this. Just today I complained that my 7 year old used the bathroom and didn't flush, he said "Dad, you are literally arguing with my toilet"
I can steal more ipads than they could ever use, we use them as serving trays now. We have a SEVERE shortage of Range Rovers though.
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Telling your kids about Patrick? That’s your bit? Seems low effort. It’s also important we keep the threads here in the correct topic.
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Nice forum choice, and manic state, stupid
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hey kiddos, found this really hilarious meme that you should show your dad - http://web.archive.org/web/20021004051657/vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/
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Are they interested in starting a podcast?
They don't know about this place, but they do check twitter from time to time to see what the boomers are up to, so that nonsense won't have any effect on our lives
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Fair, but, are they still hilarious?
You are literally arguing with my toilet.
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Never too early to learn to avoid the 'groid and the global khazar agenda.
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