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You wasted a $3.50 stamp just to yank it back out of the box and make that obese retard, who refreshes this forum constantly, check his mail every day from now expecting your fingerprints in his rusty mailbox, admit it.
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Corpulent Correspondence
- Thread starter Dog Eater
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That was pretty smart to have a kindergartener print out the envelope. The perfect crime- until you licked the stamp and left fingerprints all over it. Enjoy prison, stupid.
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Oi m8 u got a loicense for that envelope?
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If Jackie could get fingerprints off a photo they’re going to recreate his family tree by next week
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On a side note, Jackie can also hear pudding.
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Yes.
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The person that sent me these images advised that it was mailed some time ago to ensure the addressee got to read it first.
Large margins.
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Don't worry little one, during the trial Patrick will be able to say whatever it is he wants before the judge sentences us to 4 consecutive life sentences in federal prison.
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Didn’t get the credit it deserves.
BBBBBBBBBB- bump
BBBBBBBBBB- bump
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Hey, I loffed.
One day I hope we get this in a FOIA request from MPD because he submitted this to them as very serious evidence he was under extreme threat by definitely murderous internet meanies.
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I look forward to the singing telegram.
Ohhh Patrick Tomlinson, sci-fi hack,
Your books hit shelves, then bounced right back.
You talk real big, you claim you're smart—
But every page reads like a wet fart.
You're round and loud, a real-life blob,
A Twitter tough guy without a job.
You sued poor Quasi, said, “Let’s go!”
The court said, “Nah,” and took your dough.
Eighty grand gone, and still no fame,
Just OnA threads that mock your name.
You block and screech, “You’ll hear from me!”
Then cry alone with UberEats.
You dream you're feared across the net,
But Pat, you’re just the internet’s pet.
So here’s a toast, you walking L—
May your next book actually sell!
Ohhh Patrick Tomlinson, sci-fi hack,
Your books hit shelves, then bounced right back.
You talk real big, you claim you're smart—
But every page reads like a wet fart.
You're round and loud, a real-life blob,
A Twitter tough guy without a job.
You sued poor Quasi, said, “Let’s go!”
The court said, “Nah,” and took your dough.
Eighty grand gone, and still no fame,
Just OnA threads that mock your name.
You block and screech, “You’ll hear from me!”
Then cry alone with UberEats.
You dream you're feared across the net,
But Pat, you’re just the internet’s pet.
So here’s a toast, you walking L—
May your next book actually sell!
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just looked up the sender's address on Google Streetview and my god, that is the most dismal and depressing neighbourhood I've ever seen
if I had to live there I'd end up necking myself
if I had to live there I'd end up necking myself
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Is it illegal to send him crayon drawings of doo doo dipes?
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I never saw this but hahaha holeee shit, never occurred to me that someone would actually take the time to send Pat a letter on fucking paper to make a few jokes about his obesity, his darling wife and mother in law, little brother Kyle, etc.
I wonder if he tore it up into a hundred pieces while huffing and puffing about his stlakers, and slamming the ripped paper into the trash out of frustration. Unlike an email where he can click a button to delete it, he has to get up and physically dispose of it. Poor Pat just can't catch a break.
Fawkin hilarious. Bravo
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It went straight into the evidence folder next to trump getting blownI never saw this but hahaha holeee shit, never occurred to me that someone would actually take the time to send Pat a letter on fucking paper to make a few jokes about his obesity, his darling wife and mother in law, little brother Kyle, etc.
I wonder if he tore it up into a hundred pieces while huffing and puffing about his stlakers, and slamming the ripped paper into the trash out of frustration. Unlike an email where he can click a button to delete it, he has to get up and physically dispose of it. Poor Pat just can't catch a break.
Fawkin hilarious. Bravo
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Looks like council housing
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and I'll bet it's smackhead central - you'd have to knock yourself out with heroin just to get from one day to the next without dying of sheer existential despair
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Envelope will be dusted for prints