Do you not get chocolate eggs for Easter?

[Dennyislife]

Been in the pub for taking to this American couple and they saw a hamper with some chocolate Easter eggs in cardboard boxes like this https://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.u...a/cadbury_easter_eggs_basket_lifestyle_v1.jpg

And they seemed confused by the whole situation. They also didn't know we have the Friday and monday as public holidays and it turns out bible belt America doesn't do this?

 

[captain_kamala]

No
This does not exist in America
Not at all
Stfu

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm fucking pounding mini eggs right now with my delicious spiral cut ham. I'm so glad Jesus got killed.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Brit fags get the fuck out.Easter is an AMERICAN holiday you ninny faggots. When Jesus rose, he looked over at Europe and went “Not you”.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm fucking pounding mini eggs right now with my delicious spiral cut ham. I'm so glad Jesus got killed.

Just when we thought you couldn’t be a bigger degenerate. You go the Nana route. You’re sick, Gabe. Admit it and get help.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Brit fags get the fuck out.Easter is an AMERICAN holiday you ninny faggots. When Jesus rose, he looked over at Europe and went “Not you”.

It's actually a Canadian holiday that also incidentally falls on one of the many days of Canadian Thanksgiving. Look it up. Google it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's actually a Canadian holiday that also incidentally falls on one of the many days of Canadian Thanksgiving. Look it up. Google it.

Gabe, every day you have gay sex is not a holiday. It would make more sense if they were days you aren’t. So 1/365.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gabe, every day you have gay sex is not a holiday. It would make more sense if they were days you aren’t. So 1/365.

Canadian Thanksgiving and Canadian Easter have nothing to do with gay sex. It's about ham and God.

I wish you'd fucking die horribly.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Brit fags get the fuck out.Easter is an AMERICAN holiday you ninny faggots. When Jesus rose, he looked over at Europe and went “Not you”.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Canadian Thanksgiving and Canadian Easter have nothing to do with gay sex. It's about ham and God.

I wish you'd fucking die horribly.

Then why are you always having gay sex on them? Gabe. Your sodomy is nothing to celebrate.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It's an egg. It opens up. You stick your sick inside.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Then why are you always having gay sex on them? Gabe. Your sodomy is nothing to celebrate.

You do a lot of daydreaming about me fucking guys.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You do a lot of daydreaming about me fucking guys.

More deflection, Gabe. It’s not daydreaming when 90% of your posts are about you having gay sex.

 

[chiquita banana]

More deflection, Gabe. It’s not daydreaming when 90% of your posts are about you having gay sex.

Why do you even bother posting? You're not funny at all and your ironic "Oh look people believe in things other than raw materialism" bit has been done a million times. There's also a site called Reddit full of people exactly like you. You're not unique or interesting in any way.

Oh wait that's right it's because you have nothing else. Being a snarky ironic cunt is all you have because are cut off from God, the source of all life and inspiration. The only thing you can do is mock and imitate others (and you're not even funny doing that, even though it's extremely easy).

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Why do you even bother posting? You're not funny at all and your ironic "Oh look people believe in things other than raw materialism" bit has been done a million times. There's also a site called Reddit full of people exactly like you. You're not unique or interesting in any way.

Oh wait that's right it's because you have nothing else. Being a snarky ironic cunt is all you have because are cut off from God, the source of all life and inspiration. The only thing you can do is mock and imitate others (and you're not even funny doing that, even though it's extremely easy).

You log into in alt, because you’re afraid to post on your main.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why do you even bother posting? You're not funny at all and your ironic "Oh look people believe in things other than raw materialism" bit has been done a million times. There's also a site called Reddit full of people exactly like you. You're not unique or interesting in any way.

Oh wait that's right it's because you have nothing else. Being a snarky ironic cunt is all you have because are cut off from God, the source of all life and inspiration. The only thing you can do is mock and imitate others (and you're not even funny doing that, even though it's extremely easy).

Stay in school and mind your mom and pop, sport.

 

[nasty twp]

My mum’s Catholic Frau friend who visited recently evinced the same confusion. Didn’t know what pancake day was and hadn’t seen an hot cross bun before either, poor cow.

Am nibbling the corners of a fat Waitrose Taste the Difference 80% egg as we type. Yanks don’t know how to live, I tell ya.

 

[Dassabesso]

Oh wow, the Euros have another couple of days off? Wow, I'm shocked. That's why the flag on the moon is America's and Europe's most valuable company is a luxury brand of bags and expensive perfume.

Stand aside while the adults rule the world.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Oh wow, the Euros have another couple of days off? Wow, I'm shocked. That's why the flag on the moon is America's and Europe's most valuable company is a luxury brand of bags and expensive perfume.

Stand aside while the adults rule the world.

USA! USA!

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

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What the deal with Pontius Pilate?