Dog the Bounty Hunter LOVE Thread

[Mick_Mickerson]

When he speaks in an exaggerated Hawaiian accent to actual Hawaiian natives, it dances a luau on my ribs, brudda

Also when he starts acting like a preacher or a life coach after they get thrown in the van and are traveling to jail

one of those random networks that gets picked up by a digital TV antenna has been running a Dog marathon...

Also, how do bounty hunters even work? It seems very odd to me that Dog is allowed to storm into your house, cuff you and throw you in a meat wagon to head off to jail

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"dances the hula on my ribs" would have been funnier, stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

All I remember about that show is his wife's tits were fucking massive

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Suetonius]

Him saying he wanted to be buried with the slaves with his feet pointing towards the potomac so his spirit could walk back to Africa was rib busting

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I was honestly really sad and heartbroken when his wife got sick and died. Loved that monster-titted gal.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

I’d always find it cringe when he would to talk to the “people” he “caught”, and that fucking faggot music bed would be playing. Then the actor playing the parole jumper would get all sad, and start crying about how their life was bad because their uncle touched them once.

 

[lil chud]

All I remember from this show is the following moments and phrases:
AY BRUDDA
GET HIM LELAND
*spraying mace at some fat islander*
GET HIM YOUNG BLOOD (who is 50 years old for some reason)
*gets their ass kicked by the guy they're hunting who decides to fight back*

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Remember when he was talking about going to Afghanistan to catch Osama? Funny as fuck picturing him wandering around Afghan villages

Look, brudda, we know he's been in this area. Ya just gotta be straight with me

 

[lil chud]

Remember when he was talking about going to Afghanistan to catch Osama? Funny as fuck picturing him wandering around Afghan villages

Look, brudda, we know he's been in this area. Ya just gotta be straight with me

View attachment 256602

He would give osama a cigarette and let him smoke it outside the US army base before turning him in.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Remember when he was talking about going to Afghanistan to catch Osama? Funny as fuck picturing him wandering around Afghan villages

Look, brudda, we know he's been in this area. Ya just gotta be straight with me

View attachment 256602

As-salamu alaykum brah. Go with Christ.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I'm the dog, the big bad dog, the bounty hunterrr

You never know its the good days until they're gone. Sitting on the couch watching this shit with my family. It really doesn't get better than that.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The show was ridiculous, but so entertaining. Their flak jackets with generic AGENT written on the back, their badges with a German Shepard as the logo. Pretending their pepper ball guns were real weapons. Youngblood getting caught jerking off in a mall parking lot. Good times.

Fun fact I always thought baby Lisa (I'm not spelling it retarded like she does) could get it. She fucked her face up now and is a dyke, oh and her only fans reveal some God awful fake tits

 

[wbgreen]

I like that he says nigger. I don’t like that he supports gun control.

Was funny how shocked and appalled people acted over the ex con bounty hunter saying something racist.

 

[in recovery]

My parents had a gay biker-hippy thing going on and when Dog came on the air they immediately clicked with him. I remember when he got into some legal trouble (probably just a dumb episode plot) they wrote him a heartfelt email inviting him to come hide out in our little town. It's no wonder I turned out so retarded.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

My parents had a gay biker-hippy thing going on and when Dog came on the air they immediately clicked with him. I remember when he got into some legal trouble (probably just a dumb episode plot) they wrote him a heartfelt email inviting him to come hide out in our little town. It's no wonder I turned out so retarded.

You think that’s why you watch videos of dog fucking?

 

[porquedealer]

great fawkin southpark episode.

 

[Not Child.]

Wasnt there a recording of him chewing out his son for dating a n...

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Fawk. I was just about to post about this. Great episode.

great fawkin southpark episode.
View attachment 256633

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fawk. I was just about to post about this. Great episode.

Kyle
Jew

Always gets a niggas ribs.