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Don’t interrupt Joseph when he’s grazing

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He’s just acting out. Brother Joseph Cumia knows he’ll be playing the Moose Lodge and TGI Friday’s until he is unable to walk or is confined to a wheelchair. I highly doubt that his condo (aka Compound East) is remotely paid off. He’ll be lucky if Layla puts him into a nursing home.
 

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Yeah right, what an idiotic approach to take when the people that are coming up and requesting songs (whether or not he can actually perform them is a different story) and this cloven-hoofed barf bag decides to get schmaaaarmy with the person? Nice empty tip jar, stupid.
 

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My band got a request through Messenger recently. It was from a guy who said his friend couldn’t go to the Dave Matthews concert for whatever fuckin reason and wanted to know if we could play some specific tunes for her at the rate of $20 a song. We asked him what songs and he proceeded to list 10 DMB songs. We told him to kick rocks.

Also, if that cunt couldn’t make it to a venue 15 minutes away from where we were playing that night, she’s an asshole.
 
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