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Eric Hildeman contacts divorce attorneys

MYTHCHILD

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“My name is Eric J Hildeman and I’m being unjustly divorced. I confessed to my wife that I was a non physically offending pedophile, which is a virtuous act and she responded by leaving me for a younger Hispanic lover. I need help, and I have upwards of $7000 to make this right.

Kind regards,

Eric (please call me, I answer to Joe, my middle name)”


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MYTHCHILD

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Found on Dan Mullen’s Instagram page. He posted this on his story.


My name is Eric Hildeman and I’m going through a messy divorce.

I confessed to my wife that I was a virtuous pedophile and she left me for a young Latino man.

I have invested a very large sum of money into creating a perfect replica scale model of the starship enterprise in our garage and I don’t want anything to happen to it. This is my life’s work. Her lover has already began to store his motorcycle in there!

Please help me navigate this process.

Eric Hildeman “

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