Failed Fatboy Friday

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

"I get paid handsomely for my opinions" has, as far as I can tell, never come out of Rich Evans' mouth.

But I'll bet he's constantly saying how he's never wrong and hates always being right about everything all the time.

 

[HealthyGeek]

I once googled "on spec" to see when it means that your book isn't getting published* and all the results said it's not something authors typically talk about publicly. Probably because they don't want to make a fool of themselves if it doesn't picked up.

*Consensus was a year to a year and a half but that there are exceptions. Christmas Carnage has been on spec for 396 days.

u know what JDA writes on? ON SPIC! HAHAHA!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

A little throwback to happier times for up and coming author Patrick S. Tomlinson, when his entire existence wasn't telling people they were going to prison for life for tweets that don't even break X TOS much less federal law...

https://milwaukeerecord.com/comedy/author-patrick-tomlinson-prepares-to-launch-the-ark/

Some choice quotes from cocky, full of himself, arrogant half marathoner Tomlinson, given between closing bars and being buried in strange:

On getting Tiny Tim published:


On shit that will never happen:


On what he'll do when he cleans his 1000000th Airbnb toilet:


On ripping off British author's IP from Adams to Dickens:
(Bonus: A guy who never reads saying there are no funny fiction books, aside from his)


And lastly:


Well, that might be the second thing he's most famous for in town these days.

God dammit. He’s so fucking dumb…