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Him and Jim UK shows

Chive Turkey

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lol Worm was always talking shit about never touring Europe back when he still had a following on O&A. His reasoning for it was completely retarded and stubborn and exasperated guys like Burr and CK, who actually did go over there and cultivated an international fanbase.

Now that his career's completely on the fritz he's finally willing to give it a shot, but it's too little, too late. If he's enough of a nobody in the US to fail to sell tickets, then he's beyond irrelevant on the other side of the Atlantic. He might actually lose money if no one bothers to show up.
 
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lol Worm was always talking shit about never touring Europe back when he still had a following on O&A. His reasoning for it was completely retarded and stubborn and exasperated guys like Burr and CK, who actually did go over there and cultivated an international fanbase.

Now that his career's completely on the fritz he's finally willing to give it a shot, but it's too little, too late. If he's enough of a nobody in the US to fail to sell tickets, then he's beyond irrelevant on the other side of the Atlantic. He might actually lose money if no one bothers to show up.
Even at his height, he really only did well in a few big cities outside the tristate area. It was hilarious to hear him hold his nose up at European shows as if anyone there knew who he was or cared.
 

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lol Worm was always talking shit about never touring Europe back when he still had a following on O&A. His reasoning for it was completely retarded and stubborn and exasperated guys like Burr and CK, who actually did go over there and cultivated an international fanbase.

Now that his career's completely on the fritz he's finally willing to give it a shot, but it's too little, too late. If he's enough of a nobody in the US to fail to sell tickets, then he's beyond irrelevant on the other side of the Atlantic. He might actually lose money if no one bothers to show up.
That's how I found O&A: Bill Burr was coming to Europe and Comedy Central used to run the commercials for his show on TV. I looked Bill Burr up and subsequently found O&A.

You are right that Jim is 15 years too late coming to Europe. Not only does nobody know who he is, his standup comedy is fucking awful and will probably not translate very well to European crowds.
 

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Surely the only Brits who know of him or care enough to mark this show taking place already post here? And there's about five of us.
He did some shows in 2017 or so. Turns out that was a excuse to meet his child bride trans cam whore
That should be a terrible concert
The whole line up is not my taste whatsoever but it looks more a festival with Ozzy being wheeled out for a bit than a full show of his.
 

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He did some shows in 2017 or so. Turns out that was a excuse to meet his child bride trans cam whore

The whole line up is not my taste whatsoever but it looks more a festival with Ozzy being wheeled out for a bit than a full show of his.
Ozzy is at the point where he has to be strapped to some exoskeleton thing just to stand on stage. It's sad that his cunt family won't let him retire. His wife and kids are all selfish to an evil degree. They have or had a podcast and I listened to a couple of the episodes with Ozzy and it made me genuinely sad. He's all of their paycheck and they treat him like an animal they make money off of. Whenever he told a story or chimed in, he was either told he was confused, stupid or just flat out told to shut up.
 

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Ozzy is at the point where he has to be strapped to some exoskeleton thing just to stand on stage. It's sad that his cunt family won't let him retire. His wife and kids are all selfish to an evil degree. They have or had a podcast and I listened to a couple of the episodes with Ozzy and it made me genuinely sad. He's all of their paycheck and they treat him like an animal they make money off of. Whenever he told a story or chimed in, he was either told he was confused, stupid or just flat out told to shut up.
Yeah it’s really sad that they just can’t let him retire because they’re so greedy. It kinda reminds me of Hulk Hogan’s family - I remember a couple times while filming with Hulk he would get upset and say things like “I’m the only one in this family working!” When he was still wrestling in his older years even though he could barely move and was in constant pain from all his back problems.

I heard a clip a while ago of Ozzy on some show and he said “I can’t now, I’m fucking crippled!” And it was so sad since his dumb wife and shitty kids all see him as an ATM. I still can’t believe they actually had him “perform” a couple years back at an NFL game and you could see they had a metal pole holding him in place that they tried to cover with his black leather coat.
 
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I heard a clip a while ago of Ozzy on some show and he said “I can’t now, I’m fucking crippled!” And it was so sad since his dumb wife and shitty kids all see him as an ATM. I still can’t believe they actually had him “perform” a couple years back at an NFL game and you could see they had a metal pole holding him in place that they tried to cover with his black leather coat.

Sharon did have a long serious career in artist management, booking & PR tbf. She was sort of a female Svengali/Simon Cowell.

I don't think Kelly & Jack ever had proper careers, though.
 

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Erm hello?



Let's see you on top of the pops yeah


Didn't know she covered Her Madjesty. It's not a dreadful arrangement, if they were going for pop-punk indie schlock.


I still prefer Roger from American Dad's version. I need booooooze to sleep.....






My fave thing about Kelly is how her accent's veered all over the shop, like Vicki off Eastenders. Sometimes she's Yank, sometimes she's English, sometimes both.

She's also quite a snappy, fun dresser for a chubby girl.

 
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