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How the hell do bums consistently find wheelchairs to sit around and be fucked up in?

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Pussymagnetpat

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I was making a quick grocery run yday( there’s a whole foods a couple blocks from my place) and at the stoplight there was a bum in a wheelchair.
He looked like cricket from IASIP but 20 years older.
Im waiting to cross the intersection and he is fumbling around in the wheelchair like he doesnt know how to use it, fucking retard.
There is like 100lbs of bags and vagabond shit on the back
He goes “CAN YOU HELP ME CROSS THE STREET”?
I go “what?”
He goes “CAN YOU PUSH MY WHEELCHAIR ACROSS THE STREET?”
I had to make a calculated decision because on the one hand, he could be jesus in human form shittesting me and im eternally fucked.
But on the otherhand i could smell the shit and piss on him, didnt want to touch that wheelchair, or be seen by some -ahem- young ladies that smell like bubblegum and homework pushing this jerkoff across the street like im his caretaker.

So i panicked and blurted out “sorry i have covid i cant” and did the half jog half walk to the otherside.
I took a different route home.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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If you really want to be annoyed by it, a few years back I was picking my mom up from the hospital after she had surgery and had to wait for-fucking-ever for them to find a free wheelchair to wheel her out to car in because they had so few. It's the same theme constantly: those of us who are forced to give back and contribute to society are also sent to the back of the line for everything.
 
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