If I were marketing this thing

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd make the slogan "Huck it or fuck it" and I'd market it as a cylindrical air foil football/pocket pussy. I demand that Russell Wilson send me money.

 

[Phish]

Id have Colin Kaepernick endorse it then make an advertisement where hes hanging in a tree from a noose and kids are chucking the Aerobie Football at him, while laughing and giggling and taking knees and shit.

On a side note, i had the aerobie frisbee thing when i was a kid and you can legitimately throw that thing clear across a whole football field. It ruled.

 

[porquedealer]

I had one of these bad boys:

which seem to be rare as fuck now, one on ebay for $100

 

[A House Nigger]

Russell Wilson

Every time I hear his name, I can’t help but think of his then-girlfriend during the draft

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Id have Colin Kaepernick endorse it then make an advertisement where hes hanging in a tree from a noose and kids are chucking the Aerobie Football at him, while laughing and giggling and taking knees and shit.

On a side note, i had the aerobie frisbee thing when i was a kid and you can legitimately throw that thing clear across a whole football field. It ruled.

I looked the thing up because I just had a hankering to chuck something crazy far for some reason. I'm gonna buy one of these and bomb it into the woods once and never go find it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had one of these bad boys:
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which seem to be rare as fuck now, one on ebay for $100

I got a glow in the dark boomerang for my birthday one year and I think I actually got so pissed off I cried when I couldn't get the fucking thing to come back to me. My dad tried to show me how to throw it and I was like "Fuck that. In the cartoons they throw it like a frisbee and it comes right the fuck back to them. Fuck you. Fuck childhood. Fuck my whole life. I'm going to kill myself."