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If you look like Darlene from 'Roseanne'

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Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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I have a cousin who kind of looks like a taller version of her. She's a Walmart cashier and refers to it unironically as her career.

There was a Skankfest episode of LOS with Roseanne one time where she was off the fucking rails and she ended up saying that Darlene used to eat her pussy and she wasn't kidding.
 
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No one should resemble anyone from 'Roseanne'. Not even the two Beckys. Lore-wise, Becky's entire existence is disgusting because she came out of Roseanne's pussy
Sandra Bernhard was on Roseanne, and she's quite a looker

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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Does anyone have the audio of him saying this? It was, like, the second episode of NPS.
He typed it to the Dougster. He never said it on the podcast as far as I’m aware. I also stopped listening after like episode 2 or something so who knows. “Making fun of the forum cool chick isn’t a good look” or something like that is a very underrated part of that post too. He then later turned on @RobertMewler because she didn’t say “Oh my gosh thank you Dan! You are my knight in white satin armor!”
 

nasty twp

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The youngest daughter in Uncle Buck definitely got passed around Hollywood. She has that same performative "Artist" persona that Emma Watson has that's clearly a cope for the fact her pussy got her where she is not her talent.

Hermione is pretending to be a real thesp? First I’m hearing of that.

Last I’d seen and heard (I’m very out of the loop), she was in a poorly received Disney remake, then shilling perfume, then doing some transparently self-serving ‘activism’ for Trans kids’ charities that had caused she & JK to fall out.





There used to be a posh young English girl YouTuber who was obsessed with the Hermione character as played by Watson, and used to LARP as her. Even called herself Ruby Grainger.

Then she had a full blown DID breakdown because she didn’t get into Oxbridge the first time round with her advanced Harry Potter cosplay (Oxford eventually let her in after she got a BA at Exeter).

She was an underrated lolcow, the website Tattle had some savage threads on her. Alas now she’s toned it down and isn’t as insane, so it’s less entertaining albeit good for her own health & sanity.

She does still talk and dress like Watson as Hermione, though. If I were Emma, I’d take a cue from Anthony and invest in a Malinois.

 
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