I'm planning Halloween costumes early, I'm 6'2 and don't look retarded. I'm thinking of going as Tyrion Lannister (midget in Game of Thrones)

[Brooke Shields]

But I don't want people to think I'm just some faggy knight or squire or anything else gay

it's that, or as Gary Oldman in Tiptoes

except I'm not going to be walking on my knees, just gonna dress like him





OR thirdly I'm gonna dress like WEE-MAN from Jackass 3-D and pretend that I'm Wee-Man from Jackass 2.0

Do you think any of this will work?





Or am I going to look completely retarded like this jew guy with 2ft long legs pretending to be a big oaf from Slingblade?

I don't want to look like a fool, like that very very short ugly jewish guy

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There’s an art to this post. I was annoyed because some 5’8 spic was trying to act tall. Then he brilliantly turned it into a Danny post. Magic sprinkles as we say in The Legion of Boq. You even started it with some dork reference. Fucking Vermeer over here.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There’s an art to this post. I was annoyed because some 5’8 spic was trying to act tall. Then he brilliantly turned it into a Danny post. Magic sprinkles as we say in The Legion of Boq. You even started it with some dork reference. Fucking Vermeer over here.

Well, by your wit you're no Varys (except in the nether regions!)

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Well, by your wit you're no Varys (except in the nether regions!)

I looked this up assuming it was some artist I’ve never heard of. I’m retarded for not realizing it once again would be some dork shit. I now have two egg yolks on my face.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I looked this up assuming it was some artist I’ve never heard of. I’m retarded for not realizing it once again would be some dork shit. I now have two egg yolks on my face.

Well, by your wit you're no Hodor (especially in the nether regions!)

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