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Just checked this post of his on FB as I was curious about what he got. Turns out he purchased an Epiphone acoustic/electric from Reverb and the seller used a Gibson box to ship it.
Wait so… so… so you mean the Trump memorabilia isn’t going to make for a lucrative inheritance????One day in the not-too-distant future, a yard sale will be winding down. The sun will be setting and the shadows will grow long, and in those shadows you'll be able to see a young woman, dragging an armful of cheap counterfeit guitars to a rented dumpster and throwing them in, one by one. "Thunk, thunk, thunk"...the sound of Joe's life's work being unceremoniously disposed of, along with his old mattress, a box full of Trump memorabilia, and his collection of novelty coffee mugs. Perhaps she'll be reflecting on how much happiness those guitars brought her old man, but probably not.
Just checked this post of his on FB as I was curious about what he got. Turns out he purchased an Epiphone acoustic/electric from Reverb and the seller used a Gibson box to ship it.
Unnecessary purchase regardless.
Link to his dumb purchase:
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Epiphone SST Coupe Ebony | Reverb
Beautiful electric steelstring guitar! great for giging or practice at home. Chambered mahogany body, spruce top, mahogany neck, 60s slim taper profile, ebony fretboard, Shadow Panoramic pickup system. The preamp features a built in tuner and headphone input. (00548) The guitar is in br...reverb.com
30? He has 30 on his wall, he has at least 60 and not one of them is worth more than $500. He stole a $35,000 custom guitar from his uncle and put it up for sale the day after the poor bastard died. The only reason he has all those extra guitars is because they are worthless and he can't sell themHe was just bitching about being behind on the light bill then buys another guitar to add to the 30 other ones he has.
Thanks for correcting the record30? He has 30 on his wall, he has at least 60 and not one of them is worth more than $500. He stole a $35,000 custom guitar from his uncle and put it up for sale the day after the poor bastard died. The only reason he has all those extra guitars is because they are worthless and he can't sell them
Consider this record correcTed, childThanks for correcting the record
Consider it considered.Consider this record correcTed, child
Your consideration is also considered considerateConsider it considered.
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