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Josh Moon addicted to cola
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Nice hot take, stupid.
Why do people feel the need to “tweet?”
They want to have a voice? To be heard?
Why do people feel the need to “tweet?”
They want to have a voice? To be heard?
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He's an important man with important things to say. How does someone drink over a gallon of soda daily and not hate themselves? How about just limit yourself to a can a day? I think his mom is to blame though. She probably had the trailer stocked with lots of off brand sodies.Nice hot take, stupid.
Why do people feel the need to “tweet?”
They want to have a voice? To be heard?
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6l a day? How is that even possible? If I have one can of that shite I don’t want to see another one for a month
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It was diet though, so it's totally fine.
Why do so many people require fluid intake to be sweet? My MIL annoys the shit out of me with her "water enhancers" which just seems to be concentrated food dye and corn sugar.
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Isn't water already tasteless?
The only time it tastes like something is when your very dehydrated and it's almost sweet for some reason
The only time it tastes like something is when your very dehydrated and it's almost sweet for some reason
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Josh is so much like Patrick in that there's constantly new embarrassing shit to be discovered about him. Things like drinking 6L of diet soda a day is textbook lolcow behavior yet this guy thinks he's in a position to look down on anyone else.
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$180 a month on retard juice.
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No wonder he has such a feminine, flabby body like Pat (who used to Do the Dew):
He has such beloved, nostalgic memories for goyslop and Mountain Dew yet uses them for an insult:
He has such beloved, nostalgic memories for goyslop and Mountain Dew yet uses them for an insult:
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Don't forget Shane "Dewmaster" Nokes. That hambeast has green blood at this point.No wonder he has such a feminine, flabby body like Pat (who used to Do the Dew):
He has such beloved, nostalgic memories for goyslop and Mountain Dew yet uses them for an insult:
And no wonder he’s such a dreadful writer. His formative reading comprised of book library Scholastic YA meant for the Set 8 kids.
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What 13 year old is drinking liters of diet anything? You only start diet when you hit your 20s and your metabolism can’t just take care of the entire birthday cake you just ate anymore.
Drink unsweet tea like a regular person. Better yet, switch to antifreeze and just end it.
Drink unsweet tea like a regular person. Better yet, switch to antifreeze and just end it.
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That's about the age your mom starts bullying you about being fat so switching to diet is logical. I was allowed one regular soda per day or unlimited diet.
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No wonder he has such a feminine, flabby body like Pat (who used to Do the Dew):
He has such beloved, nostalgic memories for goyslop and Mountain Dew yet uses them for an insult:
I’m less embarrassed that I used to be a drug addict than I would be about having a “Mountain Dew problem”.
There’s one acceptable soda for normal middle class people and that’s Diet Coke, and you have one of them a day tops.
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Pat sitting there reading Nancy Drew books. What a fag.No wonder he has such a feminine, flabby body like Pat (who used to Do the Dew):
He has such beloved, nostalgic memories for goyslop and Mountain Dew yet uses them for an insult:
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I wonder how big his tits are now
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Hot take, I don't care for the kiweeniesterinos.
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Midwest fat hayseed rube's impression of refined:
No cheeseboard. no platter plate or anything other than basic mismatched crockery
doesn't plate cheese together
No cheeseboard. no platter plate or anything other than basic mismatched crockery
doesn't plate cheese together
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We know he grabbed both hunks of cheese in each hand and bit them like apples. Notice too the almonds making their appearance AGAIN.Midwest fat hayseed rube's impression of refined:
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No cheeseboard. no platter plate or anything other than basic mismatched crockery
doesn't plate cheese together
Ugh and that ugly plate:
"I made a face out of my slop! TEE HEE!"
