Nana and His Dwoggie

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

My lab has shredded leftover meat (often bacon & sausage, chicken, pork, lamb), fish skins, broken eggs & cooked vegetables from my cooking in with his biscuits most days. The nutrients keep his coat shiny, his eyes bright and his immune system boosted. He's a picture of health.

He also has special flavoured no-splinter olivewood toys to chew on that clean his teeth, and if he behaves really well and follows commands then he gets chopped carrots or banana as snacks.




I highly doubt Ant is going to put even this basic level of TLC into Dallas. Though the poor little lad is destined to be more of a murder beast, so perhaps it's for the best not to get too attached or baby him in the first place.

I imagine Dallas growing up to be like that tragic monstrous lab escapee dog mutant from Ginga Densetsu Weed.

It'll be like Plague Dogs, where Dallas has escaping a diseased place and being pursued by cunts

 

[MonsterSteve]

Get ready for shit to be all over the house b/c nana has no idea how to even train a dog and even if he did, he definitely won't take it out when it needs to go out. This is why this faggot has been a 'cat dad' for a decade. Dumb faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Whats the over/under on when we see the " Had to get rid of Dallas because it was too much of a handful" post?

I think they will get through the "cute puppy" phase but once its bigger it will really take its toll.

 

[nasty twp]

Dallas can be heard saying hello to all of us in last night's TACN. Anthony claims not to mind, his face belies this.


Welcome to the world, little man. You're a good boy and don't deserve to be trapped in a crumbling Carolina shack with two horrible old monsters.

 

[lowend73]

Anthony's also spoken with fondness in the past about the horses he used to ride and tend to at the California ranch. Though I suppose ymmv on whether or not those count as real pets.

Does anyone know if he outright owned a particular one? And what it looked like or was called? Or if not, who it belonged to? (his father or a relative, presumably?) And what became of the creature once Ant moved to the Big City and left his Horsegirl Era?

At no time did Joe Cumia Sr own a horse. He was basically a sharecropper

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whats the over/under on when we see the " Had to get rid of Dallas because it was too much of a handful" post?

I think they will get through the "cute puppy" phase but once its bigger it will really take its toll.

I've never really dug having a puppy. They're cute, but they smell weird and they don't develop a "personality" or do any cool shit until they get bigger.

 

[lowend73]

TLDR : it’s like he is talking to Anth himself. That dog will be herding his ass in no time. They are a working dog and need a job. Training must be done, preferably in person. It’s like owning a sports car and not knowing how to drove. I do hope the dog ends up good though. It will be 1 positive thing they ever do

’’Dont get one just to get one’’
’’They are not pets’’

 

[nasty twp]

TLDR : it’s like he is talking to Anth himself. That dog will be herding his ass in no time. They are a working dog and need a job. Training must be done, preferably in person. It’s like owning a sports car and not knowing how to drove. I do hope the dog ends up good though. It will be 1 positive thing they ever do

’’Dont get one just to get one’’
’’They are not pets’’

r.e. his final points, is anyone else concerned about an older Dallas escaping or running off then coming across undefended pet dogs & cats in the neighbourhood and killing them?



Still have intrusive thoughts now and then about the horrible Jack Russell and Whippet mix off the lead in the local forest who double-teamed my poor stupid soppy lab boy (he survived, but didn't fight back and was very shaken and sore) And these weren't even hunters, just horrid little pets who think they own the place.

 

[HH Brother]

It’s like owning a sports car and not knowing how to drove.

She's done that, 73ster.

 

[JasperB]

At no time did Joe Cumia Sr own a horse. He was basically a sharecropper

They did look like a family of migrant workers!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

She's done that, 73ster.

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Sorry HHster, but that’s a hairdressers car.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Good luck ever having guests or family over when that thing grows up. Who am I kidding Ant is a loner and no one's ever gonna show up

You are always cordially invited. JUST SHOW UP!

 

[fricklefrackle]