No joke, I actually met Joe yesterday.

[guest]

Nice guy, quieter than I expected.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Did you pat his head like he did to Eric Bloom?

 

[guest]

Did you pat his head like he did to Eric Bloom?

I did. He asked me to milk his prostate too but I politely declined.

 

[UnPRePared]

This is an insult to cows everywhere.

Quiet, docile creatures, capable of unconditional, purely inclusionary love, like the best hound dog.

Joe is a loud Boomer, with garishly tight MAGA clothes, capable of swindling naive diner manages out of $20 by warbling "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in between bites of French toast.

But in fairness, both are still capable of pissing on your leg.

 

[JebJoh]

I still chuckle remembering when joe first figured out he wasn’t the celebrity he thought he was. At first he thought it was a few haters, as he learned he was a full on lolcow he tried every attitude he could to get his status back. Pretty sure he’s resigned to being a nobody and just worried about paying bills now.

 

[JebJoh]

Truth is, if he was less of a scumbag to his band mates and clients he could have created a pretty amazing network on Long Island.

 

[guest]

This is an insult to cows everywhere.

Quiet, docile creatures, capable of unconditional, purely inclusionary love, like the best hound dog.

Joe is a loud Boomer, with garishly tight MAGA clothes, capable of swindling naive diner manages out of $20 by warbling "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in between bites of French toast.

But in fairness, both are still capable of pissing on your leg.

Look deep into those eyes, Ray.

No difference

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I still chuckle remembering when joe first figured out he wasn’t the celebrity he thought he was. At first he thought it was a few haters, as he learned he was a full on lolcow he tried every attitude he could to get his status back. Pretty sure he’s resigned to being a nobody and just worried about paying bills now.

Even when I was at my gayest in terms of being a fan of the bbbboys, I never liked Joe. Always thought he was fucking retarded and NAHT FUNNY

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Even when I was at my gayest in terms of being a fan of the bbbboys, I never liked Joe. Always thought he was fucking retarded and NAHT FUNNY

Same here, he was one of the worst people they had on show, it was all for him to plug one of his shitty gigs, the rest of the show he was most annoying when they would be in middle of bits or new stories and Jenkem would just start plucking on guitar bringing everything to a stop and would have to be told to knock it off

 

[satanssockpuppet]

they would be in middle of bits or new stories and Jenkem would just start plucking on guitar bringing everything to a stop and would have to be told to knock it off

All amateur guitar hobbyist faggots do this and it's just excruciatingly annoying. And they get that gay look on their face when they do it, like they're just lost in the music, in a way non-musicians can never understand.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

He looks unimpressed by your waving a wad of bills around. (as you do daily)

 

[guest]

He looks unimpressed by your waving a wad of bills around. (as you do daily)

Who carries cash? I'm not a spiv

 

[Phish]

Noone knows what its like,
To be a bo-vine,
To be the boomer,
With nothing, behind your eyes..

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is an insult to cows everywhere.

Quiet, docile creatures, capable of unconditional, purely inclusionary love, like the best hound dog.

Joe is a loud Boomer, with garishly tight MAGA clothes, capable of swindling naive diner manages out of $20 by warbling "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in between bites of French toast.

But in fairness, both are still capable of pissing on your leg.

I really like cows. My cousin had her own 4H cow, so it got special attention and it was very doglike. My cousin went away to school for a while and the first time she came home and saw her cow, the thing literally cried. I can't remember her fucking name.

 

[guest]

I can't remember her fucking name.

The cow's or your cousin's?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're both cows, to be fair

 

[guest]

Did you pat his head like he did to Eric Bloom?

Excuse me? You must’ve forgotten that Joe is 6’1 and Milla Jovovich approved and certified. Mere mortals cannot reach the peaks that his head reaches.

 

[guest]

Who carries cash? I'm not a spiv

Lady Di, but only at Crown Chicken in Elizabeth.

Oh, and Bayway Liquors.