No Niki & Jim Sword Fight in a Month?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Nikki and Jim

Nikki and Jim are a surprisingly happily married couple living in New York City. She is tall, he is short. They've owned 2 plants, both are dead.

www.youtube.com

Is the experiment over?

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Jim doesn’t stick with anything unless it’s instant success. He also doesn’t have any good ideas. He’s a lazy hack.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

What possibly could they still talk about after a couple episodes.

You like sucking Viking cock. We get it.

 

[Hudson]

Jim probably pulling a Jackie Martling and calling Sirius saying he changed his mind.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Hard to believe his "marriage" to a drug-abusing transsexual prostitute might be a tad rocky. They seemed so perfect together.

 

[captainjapan]

Chip cartoon

 

[nasty twp]

Nikki and Jim

Nikki and Jim are a surprisingly happily married couple living in New York City. She is tall, he is short. They've owned 2 plants, both are dead.

www.youtube.com

Is the experiment over?

Clapped my hand over my mouth reading the bio last line 'both are dead', then read it again more slowly and was like...oh nvm.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

This fucking idiot quit his radio job at Sirius because he priced himself out of the door, just to go do a podcast with his husband which he now has stopped doing within two months. With Sirius he at least had a steady income, but he thought they weren't paying him enough for the terrible radio show he was doing that nobody listened to. He barely put any effort into the radio show but somehow thought that he was indispensable. Jim & Sam was a show on Sirius for like 9 years yet they were more than happy to let him leave and just have Sam host the show. That alone shows you that even Sirius didn't care about Jim & Sam. They were more than happy to destroy the show than to give Jim more money.

Apparently he has been also cancelling shows because tickets haven't been selling. I hope for Jim's sake that he has been saving his money, because when he starts running out of money his husband is going to be the first one to leave him. Don't take it from me, take it from Jim's husband who wrote a song where the lyrics literally were "I do cocaine and fuck old men for their money".

I wouldn't be surprised if coattail rider extraordinaire Jim tries to leech himself to Anthony and his radio gig.

 

[DooDooBrown]

When he did that cooking show at his apartment, there was barely even any furniture in there let alone anything to make it feel like a home beyond his loser celeb photos. What could he even pawn when it gets to that point later this year? A suitcase full of smelly used dildos?

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

What could he even pawn when it gets to that point later this year? A suitcase full of smelly used dildos?

I don't think those would sell very well at all!

 

[Suetonius]

This fucking idiot quit his radio job at Sirius because he priced himself out of the door, just to go do a podcast with his husband which he now has stopped doing within two months. With Sirius he at least had a steady income, but he thought they weren't paying him enough for the terrible radio show he was doing that nobody listened to. He barely put any effort into the radio show but somehow thought that he was indispensable. Jim & Sam was a show on Sirius for like 9 years yet they were more than happy to let him leave and just have Sam host the show. That alone shows you that even Sirius didn't care about Jim & Sam. They were more than happy to destroy the show than to give Jim more money.

Apparently he has been also cancelling shows because tickets haven't been selling. I hope for Jim's sake that he has been saving his money, because when he starts running out of money his husband is going to be the first one to leave him. Don't take it from me, take it from Jim's husband who wrote a song where the lyrics literally were "I do cocaine and fuck old men for their money".

I wouldn't be surprised if coattail rider extraordinaire Jim tries to leech himself to Anthony and his radio gig.

Hopefully Gutfield pays well. Oh no they don’t pay at all. Norton seemingly didn’t realize the REAL money in having a job at SXM wasnt his salary there but that he had a huge megaphone with an ingrained audience to promote his gigs too. Thats gone. And idk how many Fox News viewers want to buy tickets for the tranny fucker on Gutfeld.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Jimmy should drop the pretense and show everyone what's really going on in that Kiss poster-festooned chamber of depravity. No one wants the TV sitcom version, where they bicker about buying new end tables. Let's see footage of Jimmy waddling into the bathroom in terror as his grotesque he-bride hurls vodka bottles across the room in a coke-fueled rage because Jimmy came too soon. Let's see Nikki crushing some Adderall on the kitchen counter as Jimmy looks on judgmentally. Let's see footage of Jimmy's accountant informing him his current expenses are unsustainable. This would be funny, watchable stuff.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

If the was smart, he'd sell the penthouse and buy a nice McMansion in a Jersey suburb. Just pay the entire mortgage and then just take gigs to pay the taxes and upkeep.

Of course, he won't do this because he has to be near The Cellar and all the "action."

Fucking idiot doesn't realize that his time has passed and his "comedy" doesn't translate into old man comic corporate gigs like Vos' does. Who would have imagined at the height of O&A that Vos was the smart one? Bought a house in suburbia. Does gardening videos. Happily married. Smart with his money. Crafted his comedy for long term appeal.

Stupid Norton.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

I wouldn't be surprised if coattail rider extraordinaire Jim tries to leech himself to Anthony and his radio gig.

It's the smartest move for both guys and for WABC tbh. That one off appearance got 166k views which is more than Anthony, Jimmy or WABC have gotten in quite some time (Or in WABC's case, ever) and you would expect the decisionmakers there to be very impressed by those numbers.

Only real issues would be if Norton would price himself out of what WABC could reasonably pay and the whole living in two different states thing. I don't think the chemistry or interest would really be the same if Cumia is appearing via satellite whilst Norton is in studio in NYC...

 

[lowend73]

Meth
Cocaine
MDMA
Poppers

Earl, got any club drugs back there ?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't think those would sell very well at all!

Oh literal sexual tyrannosaurus

 

[captainjapan]

You a good looking man Mr. Garrison

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

Jimmy should drop the pretense and show everyone what's really going on in that Kiss poster-festooned chamber of depravity. No one wants the TV sitcom version, where they bicker about buying new end tables. Let's see footage of Jimmy waddling into the bathroom in terror as his grotesque he-bride hurls vodka bottles across the room in a coke-fueled rage because Jimmy came too soon. Let's see Nikki crushing some Adderall on the kitchen counter as Jimmy looks on judgmentally. Let's see footage of Jimmy's accountant informing him his current expenses are unsustainable. This would be funny, watchable stuff.

This, I would watch.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This, I would watch.

No one wants to watch those two perverted, depraved fags pretend to be "newlyweds". People want to see the freak show. Let's see Jimmy's shocked proctologist telling him he has the rectum of a stage 4 colon cancer victim. Let's see a hysterical Jimmy filling Nikki full of Narcan after she hoovers up some fentanyl-laced blow. Let's see them bicker after a drunken Nikki pisses all over the toilet seat again. You know, the fun stuff.