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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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It’s really the simple things that deliver the biggest laughs
I think random twitter accounts telling Pat about going doody would be great, the more immature the better. Lots of possibilities to annoy the meatloaf monster!
Wrong child. I did not have massive diarrhea and shit my pants at a baseball game after eating bratwurst and beer. No child. My wife did not need to change me in the women's bathroom. And no. The ushers did not ask us to leave due to the rancid smell. Why are you so bad at this?
Actually this could be really funny, just have random accounts telling Pat he needs to eat better so he can have healthy movements and when he’s having his daily freak outs tell him he needs to move his bowels since it’s making him grumpy. We would only be giving him health advice which of course would make him a very angry pig. BIG BOY MADE A DOODY!
This could be a really funny running gag, make an account called DoctorDoody that appears on threads when Pat is being his usual cunty self and give him advice related to going to the bathroom. No bad language, nothing mean, just medical advice related to being regular. “Pat, you seem extra agitated and angry today, you should make sure to eat more fiber so you can have healthy movements that provide relief from discomfort. Your welcome!”
Plus with how angry Pat gets his replies would be full of anger and other crazy claims while it’s just a friendly doctor making suggestions that would improve his health in relation to pooping. Pat can’t help but be mean to people, even friendly ones that just want him to be healthier and have healthy and solid movements.
Based and shitpilled
Management is loving the direction of this bit.