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Planet Fitness is terrible

Imager

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I used to live in a small town and Planet Fitness was the only real gym within reasonable distance. It was fine, but once Covid rolled around and they told me to wear a mask while working out, I just turned the empty bedroom in my house into a gym.
Amazing how their whole "don't make people feel uncomfortable" mantra went right out the window as soon as they could force you to wear a mask
 

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I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Amazing how their whole "don't make people feel uncomfortable" mantra went right out the window as soon as they could force you to wear a mask
I really hate their “no judgement zone” shit means they won’t say anything to people being assholes in the gym (sitting at a machine and not doing anything but looking at their phone, not putting weights back, etc) because it’s mean and if you do it yourself and tell someone to stop it they will ban you. I know this because I got banned for yelling at a very stupid n person because he was throwing weights up in the air and trying to catch them like a retard and of course he dropped one and it came near my foot which would have been a problem if it landed on my foot. I was asked to leave and never come back for getting upset and telling an idiot to watch what he’s doing and to use the weights properly.
 
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You can show your dick to women there and they get banned if they complain. So that's a selling point.
 

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

What's it like to live inside a time capsule? Did you just bust out a photo from 2009 and tell me this is what I look like? Is this your phone background? You talk the toughest, which is how I know you're some fat diabetic in a wheelchair.
 

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What's it like to live inside a time capsule? Did you just bust out a photo from 2009 and tell me this is what I look like? Is this your phone background? You talk the toughest, which is how I know you're some fat diabetic in a wheelchair.
Nearly 24 hours... and that's the best you could come up with, heebster? And who is talking tough? I said one of our faggots, not me. But if I hit you, your frail progeria body would shatter.

Did you kvetch all day to the voices how bad I stretched your bussy? Touch grass, not kids, my guy.
 

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You can show your dick to women there and they get banned if they complain. So that's a selling point.
I agree that you shouldn’t be taking pictures of people in locker rooms. She’s lucky she didn’t get arrested. Would be fun to just walk around with your cock out in the women’s locker room.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I agree that you shouldn’t be taking pictures of people in locker rooms. She’s lucky she didn’t get arrested. Would be fun to just walk around with your cock out in the women’s locker room.
Until all the guys catch on and then it's just 20 dudes in dresses jerking off. I tried to find it but there was some yoga or massage event or some gay shit that was "women only" and it got flooded with troons. They had to have a women and a women with penis event after that.
 
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