Predictions on Joseph Cumia in Europe (Italy)

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joe likes to point out that he’s played all over the world.

Does anyone here have any guesses on what this fat, cow-brained idiot would be doing in a country like Italy?

I imagine he’d be eating at some rube place in the main square of some town or city, yapping it up likes he’s legit Italian, etc.

The waiters would be checking their watches in disgust while Bovine orders his 3rd vodka and Pellegrino, shunning the amazing drinks of Italian culture like wine, Campari, and other liqueurs like that. He’d be the loudest, dumbest, most arrogant prick in the room, outdoing the table of 30 other boomer tourists at the back of the restaurant.

He’d leave a tip, I’ll give him that, but with some cunty phrase like “Can’t help it, in AMERICA we SUPPORT our wait staff”

 

[Zombie247]

"but with some cunty phrase like “Can’t help it, in AMERICA we SUPPORT our wait staff”

Yes! I can hear Bovine saying it. If, he leaves a tip.

 

[Ladynyahh]

 

[AntSucks]

I hope he orders a cappuccino after 11AM.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I hope he orders a cappuccino after 11AM.

He’d be bitching that they don’t have BLACK RIFLE COFFEE

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He'll be walking around like he won WWII on his own, in his tatty sleeveless sweatshirt, wondering why the locals are laughing and sneering at him the entire time.

 

[guest]

Italy is 100 times more cucked than the US is in terms of socialism and COVID restrictions. I'm sure he'd be taking to the Facebook to give his hot takes

 

[Snake]

Patrick Tomlinson ova heeh.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

As always, you get everything WRONG about ME. Yeah, I tip well. When I’m treated as such. Something you idiots don’t know. It’s nice being successful, you can help the people TRYING to do better.

Your idea that I would somehow be a “Bad” visitor to another country is based off NOTHING. As usual, you continue to lie about everything you ARE. Hrrmphh. I don’t need to visit the “OLD” country. I’ve got enough family here to know what it’s LIKE. We’re going to continue the way we do. Happy to visit the Bahamas on a first class ticket with the best room in the house.

So, let’s set the record straight. I tip WELL. I RESPECT others cultures unless they’re in MY face about it. I will ALWAYS support the Red White and BLUE. I haven’t changed. And neither have you morons.

#InternationalTraveler #LaFamiglia #Trump2024

 

[Dennyislife]

Americans in Europe tend to be higher class than Joe so Joe would really stand out.

Educated types mostly. And even then there's the stereotype for how dumb they are.

The only ones that get any respect are those who fought in WW2 and most of them are dead

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Depends where in italy. in Milan he'd even if they recognized him as italian they'd see him as southern italian garbage. The poverty of the mezzogormless idiot and all...