Question about my bestfriend’s ex wife

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Their daughter is basically my niece and I have to go her birthday party. Should I side hug the ex or just not acknowledge her? We were all really close for a long time and Patrick (not real name) is like a brother to me. Uncle Bonnie always comes through with the presents, no question. I think I’m just going to call her a cunt and move on. I’ll just do that.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Side hug yes, but then motorboat them shits

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm gonna be a faggot and answer this bullshit literally because I'm on a healthy dose of opioids and just mixed them with a hazy IPA and I'm fucking feeling it:

You're there for the kid, not some drama. Side hug the slut mom and act the way you always have towards her

Then get her alone and give her a dose of the dougster's A game if you catch me drift.

I'm talking about rape.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Side hug yes, but then motorboat them shits

This is a solid suggestion and why I often look to the forum for life advice.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't interact with my nieces and like to pretend they don't exist.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I CALLED HER A CUNT BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't interact with my nieces and like to pretend they don't exist.

You should stay away from children as a rule of thumb.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I CALLED HER A CUNT BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS!

Throw hot dogs at her

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Throw hot dogs at her

I am actually going to do that. Not only is it funny but it’s a good idea.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Get super drunk and call her a Vegas whore

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You should stay away from children as a rule of thumb.

I've only met one of them. I clam up and "freeze" around her like I do around normal people. (I don't like my family)

Throw hot dogs at her

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Get super drunk and call her a Vegas whore

Lotta good advice in this thread. I knew I could count on you guys.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Get super drunk and call her a Vegas whore

Hey, I resemble that retard

 

[Turry]

Their daughter is basically my niece

Age

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Age

5

 

[Cleo's Dad]

5

 

[Turry]

5

Ewwwww
Too old

 

[Not Child.]

I'm gonna be a faggot and answer this bullshit literally because I'm on a healthy dose of opioids and just mixed them with a hazy IPA and I'm fucking feeling it:

You're there for the kid, not some drama. Side hug the slut mom and act the way you always have towards her

Then get her alone and give her a dose of the dougster's A game if you catch me drift.

I'm talking about rape.

Ewwwww
Too old

@Lamont & Tonelli why are you ribbing this shit, you and turry are part of that...those reveals wouldn't happen without me socially engineering the funsters into revealing themselves. My whole purpose here was to get y'all to come out of anonymity and I did very very good.

 

[Not Child.]

@TheRevAlJolson <-- another junkiester. Its almost like if I dislike you, its because you're a degen.

@Turry you're a pedophile, built like those guys Chris Hanson mogs on his shows. Small off-white mystery meatster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@Lamont & Tonelli why are you ribbing this shit, you and turry are part of that...those reveals wouldn't happen without me socially engineering the funsters into revealing themselves. My whole purpose here was to get y'all to come out of anonymity and I did very very good.

@Lamont & Tonelli dox is imminent! IMMINENT! I have it on good authority that he’s Tonelli.