Reminder: Patrick Tomlinson Does Not Know What C-Suite Means.

[EraGodless]

He's legitimately retarded, you see.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He's legitimately retarded, you see.

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I can't figure out what he's mistaking it for. Hotel suites?

 

[Random username]

Jesus. The worst taste in sci fi.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I can't figure out what he's mistaking it for. Hotel suites?

He's thinking some physical office or something, yeah.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Middle aged man with adolescent tastes. An author who doesn't read books.

 

[musta̖rd]

I can't make sense of this tweet, ive read it four times now

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Them boys flew in the mud.

 

[Brooke Shields]

truly peak comedy, "if x fucked x and had a baby"

 

[AliceWorquer]

I think he assumes its like a penthouse restaurant where executives go to count their money.

 

[porquedealer]

He has access to his business woman wife's C suite any time he wants it, child.

 

[AntSucks]

Maybe he thought C-suite meant Celebrity suite

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He's probably stupid

 

[StlakerFatti]

Maybe he thought C-suite meant Celebrity suite

as an author, he decides what words mean anyway

 

[firstimelongtime]

Can’t be bothered to check twitter, but someone must have told him… right? Christ he is so stupid. And fat.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Maybe he thought C-suite meant Celebrity suite

Or cuck seat like Eric Hildeman has for when he wants to watch his "wife" get plowed by homeless dudes

 

[AliceWorquer]

This is a very effectively retarded joke because it's sure got me thinking about it way more than it deserves.
Are they freaking out because none of them want to be associated with their mutant bastard offspring?
And surely in his scenario 2/3rds of the potential fathers had no influence on Coruscant at all, or does Patrick think an orgy can produce a hybrid baby built from the genetics of everyone involved? He's such a witless oaf.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

truly peak comedy, "if x fucked x and had a baby"

On STEROIDS

 

[TomFromNawlins]

On STEROIDS

On crack

 

[TomFromNawlins]

as an author, he decides what words mean anyway

It’s been noted before that he’s Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course he tries to use some current buzzword without knowing how to apply it.