Serch Merch Auctions

[JacquesClouseau]

I’m shocked no one here has stopped in to Serch’s Instagram “auctions” and placed bids. There’s no way for him to hold anyone accountable. Just have a profile that looks the part (of a 3rd Bass / Serch / rap / urban lifestyle fan), and you can place bids by commenting on the live stream. Bid shit up however you want, and just never pay. Easy as pie. See how long before he stops doing this shit.

He’s selling random shit. He was selling some shirts and claimed to have designed them (Pumice did, and they’re Melted Microphones shirts, no less) and he even went into detail about his inspiration. He said it looks like a beer bottle cap. Pumice is a lifelong non-drinker. The inspiration was the seal on US currency bills. What a fucking buffoon. Beer caps. Fuck outta here.

So there you go, guys. Make an account. Bid on shit. Act excited. He’ll be so excited until he makes zero dollars after wasting hours on live video.

Also: I’m still not 100% sure he’s not separated from Chantel. Maybe ask about his wife. How’s she doing? Does she mind him flirting on stage with girls in the audience?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hey yo, Jack Clouseau
Why you gotta problem with me B?
What’s good with you though?
Hope you’re busy and keeping healthy
I might auction off my merch
But dats why day call me Serch

 

[TravisPickle]

Hey yo, Jack Clouseau
Why you gotta problem with me B?
What’s good with you though?
Hope you’re busy and keeping healthy
I might auction off my merch
But dats why day call me Serch
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Hey B, gay faggot guy in the front rowwww
I'm rapping up here, you're in the front dohhh
We on the Insta jewin shirts, ho
Dont place a fakey, that would hurt yo

 

[johnnynoname]

said it before but Serch should auction handjobs where he just talks shit to you

he be like, "yeah nigga- i'm jerking that fucking dick.....you a legit faggot yo"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hey B, gay faggot guy in the front rowwww
I'm rapping up here, you're in the front dohhh
We on the Insta jewin shirts, ho
Dont place a fakey, that would hurt yo

I see a guy dere, he looks like a Travis
I’m up here rapping n you know I stil got this
I got a merch table on the left side
If you in the chat the best offa will apply
Yo Travis you look like you got a pretty penny
You better treat her right, look at this she say….have me…. Oh I stutta, but I’m still butta

 

[aRTie02150]

I’m shocked no one here has stopped in to Serch’s Instagram “auctions” and placed bids. There’s no way for him to hold anyone accountable. Just have a profile that looks the part (of a 3rd Bass / Serch / rap / urban lifestyle fan), and you can place bids by commenting on the live stream. Bid shit up however you want, and just never pay. Easy as pie. See how long before he stops doing this shit.

He’s selling random shit. He was selling some shirts and claimed to have designed them (Pumice did, and they’re Melted Microphones shirts, no less) and he even went into detail about his inspiration. He said it looks like a beer bottle cap. Pumice is a lifelong non-drinker. The inspiration was the seal on US currency bills. What a fucking buffoon. Beer caps. Fuck outta here.

So there you go, guys. Make an account. Bid on shit. Act excited. He’ll be so excited until he makes zero dollars after wasting hours on live video.

Also: I’m still not 100% sure he’s not separated from Chantel. Maybe ask about his wife. How’s she doing? Does she mind him flirting on stage with girls in the audience?

Glad to see you still here brotherman

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Serch is the best haha.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Ayo! What's good B? You wanna buy a Chop Chee Tee-shirt?
Feelins get hurt when Serch starts droppin hammers like Opie
Your flow is dopey, it's doodie. You need a diaper that's the truth, B!

I LIVE HERE!

 

[TravisPickle]

I see a guy dere, he looks like a Travis
I’m up here rapping n you know I stil got this
I got a merch table on the left side
If you in the chat the best offa will apply
Yo Travis you look like you got a pretty penny
You better treat her right, look at this she say….have me…. Oh I stutta, but I’m still butta

Yo B in the hat with the capital N letta
You choppin your chee in new york
im ova hea in Brooklyn, n das even betta
We be sellin' shirts at the jewish bazaar, B
lil danny bendovid with his plastic guitar, B
Im in the mood ta have ma Peter puffed nicely
In the year of 25 Somalia takes it precisely

 

[JacquesClouseau]

Glad to see you still here brotherman

I never really "leave," I just don't lurk in the other topics much. This is strictly my place to dump shit about Serch.

 

[RoTheHo69]

How you doin sir what's good with you B
You lookin real fly would you like to buy a CD
Or maybe you with the black hair
I gotchu for 50% offa dis lawn chair
I'm just tryna get ridda cl-clutta
I might stutta but you know that I'm not butta