Some authors have all the luck

[Andy Elliott]

 

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He looks fuckin zooted in that 2nd pic. Hungover with pinned pupils. Bout God damn time writers are drunk junkies again.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Under the table:

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It would be funny if his book fucking sucked

 

[Dog Eater]

It would be funny if his book fucking sucked

Statistically speaking 100% of books are fucking awful.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It would be funny if his book fucking sucked

'Purposeful Performance'

"From profit to purpose: transform your business for meaningful impact.
The business landscape is shifting. At one time, the profit-first model drove strategic decision-making. Now business leaders are struggling with disengaged employees, unclear plans, and lack of purpose. It's time to take a step back, get down to the heart of your organization's mission, and lead with purpose.

In Purposeful Performance, business-strategy consultant and coach Jonathan Stanley gives business owners the key to developing a sense of purpose and meaning within and beyond their organization. Jonathan distills decades of experience as a business owner and CEO into a powerful framework that simplifies strategic planning into just eight slides. The Infinite Loop of Connection is a proven strategic plan that helps leaders define and create meaningful experiences for their employees, customers, and community. By aligning their teams around an authentic purpose and expressing their values, readers will learn how to unleash the full potential of their organizations."

Sounds awful.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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One follower is hilarious. I made an account to check on what the fuck my kids are doing, never posted a single thing and have like 400 followers for no reason at all. This guy is supposed to be a complete loser and somehow managed to totally surpass Fatso. Mel is good.

EDIT: just had a look and I have fucking 1720 followers with no posts whatsoever.

 

[PogromStallone]

'Purposeful Performance'

"From profit to purpose: transform your business for meaningful impact.
The business landscape is shifting. At one time, the profit-first model drove strategic decision-making. Now business leaders are struggling with disengaged employees, unclear plans, and lack of purpose. It's time to take a step back, get down to the heart of your organization's mission, and lead with purpose.

In Purposeful Performance, business-strategy consultant and coach Jonathan Stanley gives business owners the key to developing a sense of purpose and meaning within and beyond their organization. Jonathan distills decades of experience as a business owner and CEO into a powerful framework that simplifies strategic planning into just eight slides. The Infinite Loop of Connection is a proven strategic plan that helps leaders define and create meaningful experiences for their employees, customers, and community. By aligning their teams around an authentic purpose and expressing their values, readers will learn how to unleash the full potential of their organizations."

Sounds awful.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Maybe Patrick's on the right path then, being a no book selling loser IS a winning business model

 

[BoomerSperg]

Maybe Patrick's on the right path then, being a no book selling loser IS a winning business model

He'll need to lose weight before he can cry in public and get a sympathetic social media post from a woman.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

His book "How to Groom Children" is selling like hotcakes!

 

[Patrick hates niggers]

'Purposeful Performance'

"From profit to purpose: transform your business for meaningful impact.
The business landscape is shifting. At one time, the profit-first model drove strategic decision-making. Now business leaders are struggling with disengaged employees, unclear plans, and lack of purpose. It's time to take a step back, get down to the heart of your organization's mission, and lead with purpose.

In Purposeful Performance, business-strategy consultant and coach Jonathan Stanley gives business owners the key to developing a sense of purpose and meaning within and beyond their organization. Jonathan distills decades of experience as a business owner and CEO into a powerful framework that simplifies strategic planning into just eight slides. The Infinite Loop of Connection is a proven strategic plan that helps leaders define and create meaningful experiences for their employees, customers, and community. By aligning their teams around an authentic purpose and expressing their values, readers will learn how to unleash the full potential of their organizations."

Sounds awful.

It is a pretty standard business/entrepreneurship learning book, you buy it if you want to learn a different business perspective or model to incorporate into your company. There is no appeal to your average joe which was probably why he wasn't selling anything at B&N

 

[RobertMewler]

It is a pretty standard business/entrepreneurship learning book, you buy it if you want to learn a different business perspective or model to incorporate into your company. There is no appeal to your average joe which was probably why he wasn't selling anything at B&N

Yeah, I'd imagine his audience (business owners) aren't strolling through B&N during the work day. Sounds like a good book though. Hope it inspires people.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He'll need to lose weight before he can cry in public and get a sympathetic social media post from a woman.

And get a personality-transplant.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He looks fuckin zooted in that 2nd pic. Hungover with pinned pupils. Bout God damn time writers are drunk junkies again.

Jordan Peterson face.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

'Purposeful Performance'

"From profit to purpose: transform your business for meaningful impact.
The business landscape is shifting. At one time, the profit-first model drove strategic decision-making. Now business leaders are struggling with disengaged employees, unclear plans, and lack of purpose. It's time to take a step back, get down to the heart of your organization's mission, and lead with purpose.

In Purposeful Performance, business-strategy consultant and coach Jonathan Stanley gives business owners the key to developing a sense of purpose and meaning within and beyond their organization. Jonathan distills decades of experience as a business owner and CEO into a powerful framework that simplifies strategic planning into just eight slides. The Infinite Loop of Connection is a proven strategic plan that helps leaders define and create meaningful experiences for their employees, customers, and community. By aligning their teams around an authentic purpose and expressing their values, readers will learn how to unleash the full potential of their organizations."

Sounds awful.

This sounds exactly like something I’ve written into a consulting pitch deck. Fucking YUCK

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Statistically speaking 100% of books are fucking awful.

That's science