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Takedown with Chris Hansen Megathread

Cuphead

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It was a lot more fun when they were sitting there humiliating themselves and admitting to all sorts of horrific stuff and then thinking oh ill just walk out this door and head on home. Getting arrested before the interview takes the air out of it a lil bit
There's still a lot where he interviews them before they realize they're being taped. He explains in one episode how because of certain county laws or something they have to arrest them before he can film.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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There's still a lot where he interviews them before they realize they're being taped. He explains in one episode how because of certain county laws or something they have to arrest them before he can film.
That makes sense. I guess that’s why a lot of the amateur YouTubers who do this don’t have a lot of convictions because they taint the evidence with how they go about it
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I think the game passes him by with all the dudes literally beating the dog shit out of pedophiles
It'd be fucking amazing if Chris Hansen adopted that approach. When he gets to the transcripts they wheel a bunch of racks of Tylenol and M&Ms into the decoy house and after he reads each line he throws the guy through one. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen is the judge, jury and executioner. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen makes the pedos call their moms and tell them they tried to meet up with a 12 year old for sex. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen makes them do the worm on gravel.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I liked Hansen VS. Predator because the title was hilariously insensitive considering the subject matter.
Even TCAP was pretty insensitive considering the subject matter. I remember watching it when it first was on and everybody thought the whole premise was hilarious.

On some level, it really did deprive these people of their right to due process by broadcasting their faces, names, screen names, and cities across the world on fucking Dateline NBC.

At least Chris Hansen made sure to repeat the Opie & Anthony name drop before the cops tackled the guy outside. That was a big win for the bbbboys
 

The Power 9_ Thief

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I like that Takedown is uncensored. Hearing Hansen read transcripts about sucking and fucking and ramming it in your stinkhole in his stern grandfather voice gets my ribs

It’s also unbelievable these retarded ugly fucks are still after 20 years thinking that the person on the other end of the computer is a thirteen year old who wants their first time to consist of lifting up a truck driver’s hairy gunt
 

Cuphead

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I like that Takedown is uncensored. Hearing Hansen read transcripts about sucking and fucking and ramming it in your stinkhole in his stern grandfather voice gets my ribs

It’s also unbelievable these retarded ugly fucks are still after 20 years thinking that the person on the other end of the computer is a thirteen year old who wants their first time to consist of lifting up a truck driver’s hairy gunt
I love how much more sassy he is in Takedown. You can tell he really looks over the transcripts and thinks of witty insults to say during the interviews.
 
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