This can't pay more than 50 bucks and a hot dog, no?View attachment 46336
The absolute last thing I’d want to do at a water park is catch a live band. The second to last thing would be to catch this abomination braying stolen lyrics and riffs. Nice gig booking, stupid.
Don’t forget about the free beach towel screen printed with the water park logo.This can't pay more than 50 bucks and a hot dog, no?
If I said it ONCE, I said it a MILLION times LIBTARD!!!! Solo Joe Acoustic Show, THEN puppet show!!!!!!!!Perhaps they're gonna debut their own Jazz Odyssey?
Brother Joe did like 10 gigs last weekend and now he's hitting the road with his bands. fawk the haters who say Brother Joe is a lazy welfare bum. Brother Joe is the hardest working tribute artist in rock and roll!
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ROCK ON BROTHER JOE!!!
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Not all of us are on the upper east coast anymore. OnA doesn’t have the tri state reach it once had. Now it’s a bunch of losers from all over the country.If none of you act on these dates/gigs, this place is dead to me.
We used to have fun here. We made the cow moo as he attempted to graze.
For Gods sake, doesn't anyone here remember LOFFTER?
Not all of us are on the upper east coast anymore. OnA doesn’t have the tri state reach it once had. Now it’s a bunch of losers from all over the country.
Couldn’t agree more, I’m just not flying to a shit hole to silently laugh at Joe, and get a recording for him. Despite saying he hates NY he doesn’t even leave the hellscape for gigs. Which, I don’t know why he wouldn’t. I think a lot of brothermen would see him, just unlike him, the ones who lived there actually left. Or stopped posting.That never stopped anyone before, though.
Look, I've been observing this board for years. The Cumia torture was some of the funniest things I've ever seen since Father Ted (for you Americans, this is very high praise). For a time I enjoyed the Pat torture even, because he deserved it, but even I have come to the conclusion that Pat will keep going like a moronic version of Job from the Bible. He'd rather die broke and ignorant than to ever say "Ha, wow, I fucked up that fence. Taking the L here!" At some point that kind of sadness becomes despair.
Joe and Ant are the grifts that keep on giving. I've lamented the loss of that simpler time, and as I step away further from LitCrit, I really do wish we would go back to them. Nana has not been fed properly, and Joe is dehydrated from his lack of child spit.
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