"Will the real Stealthygeek please stand up?" Eminem diss track

[handsomeblue]

Lyrics:

May I have your attention please?
Can you follow me on Twitter please?
Will the real stealthygeek please stand up?
Will the real Torque Wheeler please stand up?
We're gonna have to correcT the record here:

Y'all act like you never seen a stlaker before,
I told you to block and report, raise the imposter alarm!
Then I get drinking more than before,
I'm getting txted and called by these forum trolls
I started copy/pasting annoyed,
until I got deboosted and tweeted into the void
and Dan mullen said... nothing you idiots!
He ran and his wife's a 3 out of 10.
On Twitter women love Tomlinson
Ooh stealthygeek look at him
Tweeting about his follower count, such a big amount
No child they're not bots, quietly now wait for the knock.
Yeah I probably got a couple of extra pounds from the meatloaf
but stop sending Hooligans the picture of me giving Trump deepthroat
You're evil, nazis, fascists, they're not people!
"Pringles can Jon raised your kid! Jon raised your kid!"
is what they said
and they expect me to not want them all dead?
Oh I forgot to send a tweet about my wife's meds
She's depressed but I won't stop until every troll's fed
My floors smell like cat piss, Niki's pussy is full of black mist
and some stlakers obsess over that Christina Ricci actress.
I conceal carry on my couch under my pink blanket
cease contact do not contact this number again,
continuing to do so constitutes felony harassment.

Will the real stealthygeek please stand up?
Will the real Torque Wheeler please stand up?

Will the real stealthygeek please stand up?
Will the real Torque Wheeler please stand up?

 

[handsomeblue]

Also
My Jame Is



Lyrics needed:

Hi stlakers, do you hate authors? Wanna see me upside down with my ass where a fork is?
Wanna copy me and sue a forum like I did? Lose, and owe Quasi more than my Ford & my bike is.
I stole from Will Tate, got a 1.7 GPA. if you txt me I'll tell you prison awaits.
My wife's twat stinks, Hooligan's fax is out of black ink
and I can't figure out if the atalker pretending to be my cat's a fat chink.
Well since I can't see Annabelle or hand-sell, I'll try go viral on Twitter with other peoples' jokes I re-tell.
Got angry, and stayed it. $5000 later, Twitter account unbanned because my dumb-ass paid it.
I scammed the SWFA for $100k, Josiah caught me on tape confessing I'll never pay.
I can't even get a restraining order, because of how I behave.
Oh I need to shit, where's Jon's grave?
Hi, my jame is what? (Bitch tits)
My jame is who? (Bitch tits)
My jame is chk-a chk-a stealthygeek
Hi, jame is fat
My jame is bitch tits
My jame is chk-a chk-a Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Damn when did em and torque start beefin??

 

[handsomeblue]

Damn when did em and torque start beefin??

We fawkin go way back, I told him the Brian Gilgore liked his Pat diss tracks and he couldn't be happier to be honest witchya

 

[pattypatfatfat]

another artwork Virgin/Chad request: pat and torque

 

[handsomeblue]

another artwork Virgin/Chad request: pat and torque

Did you see the first virgin/chad style one I dedicated to you brothaman? https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-gay-virgin-pat-vs-the-chad-pringles-can-jon.13574/
Chad Torque vs Virgin Rick sounds PFG!

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Did you see the first virgin/chad style one I dedicated to you brothaman? https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-gay-virgin-pat-vs-the-chad-pringles-can-jon.13574/
Chad Torque vs Virgin Rick sounds PFG!

Despite you tagging me this is the first time Im seeing your original thread. I saw it in another thread posted at the time
Sufficient ribbage was not paid at the time and I have corrected that.
TYFYS
Your art and the em stuff is excellent.

 

[guest]

Excellent work. I didn’t even realize the first one was a computer voice

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[guest]

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Lyrics:

You fucking maniac! LOL

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

These are great. Deserve more ribs than they are getting.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

What a time to be alive! 5 mics out of 5. - The Source

 

[Juschippinyababe]

My intercostal muscles are obliterated TYFYS

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I hope "Deboost yourself" drops soon

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Prolapse

 

[Phish]

Holy shit this is an instant classic. Theres no way Pig can say this isnt funny.

 

[handsomeblue]

If anyone hasn't heard them I'll plug the older ones I've made:
50 Cent: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/50-cent-patrick-s-tomlinson-diss-track.8950/

Eminem & Dr. Dre:
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/eminem-dr-dre-patrick-s-tomlinson-diss-track.9041/

the 50 cent one is mediocre because it was the first try of the AI rap, I think the Eminem & Dr.Dre one is the best

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

Do Rap God next.

 

[guest]

Oh I forgot to send a tweet about my wife's meds
She's depressed but I won't stop until every troll's fed
My floors smell like cat piss, Niki's pussy is full of black mist
and some stlakers obsess over that Christina Ricci actress.

God damn, that really snapped some ribs for me. Well done.