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Ya ever see a blind guy that has one eye closed and one eye open, but he's fully blind?

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When I was in college in my early 20s I worked third shift at a gas station in a high crime area. There were scammers and beggars all night long. We had this one guy who I thought was a total fraud and pretended to be blind. He would come in with his young companion and would cartoonishly swing his arms and hold on to the shoulders of his companion and make a scene every time he came in. We had a policy to always check ids for booze and cigarettes no matter their age and I was such a faggot that I did it. This blind guy walks up to the counter trying to buy beer and I ask for his ID. He starts cry babying that he is old and blind and after a while I tell him to cut the shit, quit faking it and show me his ID. He pulls off his shades and he has two cavities where eyeballs should be. I still made him go get his ID because I have to at least win that after confidently calling him out.
 
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GialloGlove said:
When I was in college in my early 20s I worked third shift at a gas station in a high crime area. There were scammers and beggars all night long. We had this one guy who I thought was a total fraud and pretended to be blind. He would come in with his young companion and would cartoonishly swing his arms and hold on to the shoulders of his companion and make a scene every time he came in. We had a policy to always check ids for booze and cigarettes no matter their age and I was such a faggot that I did it. This blind guy walks up to the counter trying to buy beer and I ask for his ID. He starts cry babying that he is old and blind and after a while I tell him to cut the shit, quit faking it and show me his ID. He pulls off his shades and he has two cavities where eyeballs should be. I still make him go get his ID because I have to at least win that after confidently calling him out.
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He should have went to the dentist to get those cavaties filled.
 
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I gave my stepmother a big list of crazy shit I want printed on t shirts and "Blind People Are Retarded" is one of the ones she made. I'm not gonna lie, I haven't had the balls to wear it in public but if I did, you know who wouldn't be calling it out? Blind people. It's the same principle as why I feel okay about saying horrible shit about Chef Adam Libby. He can't read.
 
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1073waaf said:
I know a blind lady with no eyeballs. She just has little empty eye sockets. It’s really creepy.
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Technically she's not blind, she just has no eyes. Blindness is an affliction, having no eyeballs is a lifestyle choice. If I were her I'd get someone to stick little plastic googly eyes in there for me.
 
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