A Canadian Might be The New Pope

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Discuss

https://www.oddschecker.com/us/insight/specials/politics/20250413-next-pope-odds-who-will-take-over-in-vatican-after-passing-of-pope-francis

 

[Child..]

#2025.

Boq warned you.

 

[johnnynoname]

this is won't happen because there are no black people in canada

 

[SensibleKeks]

Ill be rooting for you @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

When you thought the Pope couldn't get gayer

 

[Not Child.]

The next pope will be Mykola Bichok (Ukrainian Orthodog-Catholic fusion)

Russian ops will advance from 4chanitysters to the actual vatican...and an attempt to unschism the schism (because Christianism is DYING).

 

[DMbA]

Mykola

My cola? WWAW urcola

 

[Not Child.]

My cola? WWAW urcola

What's good, b?

Rock a grill in the Vatican, talkin’ real heretic.
Got a Star of David chain, but I’m barely Jewish,
Holy ghost ghostwritin’—yo doctrine sound foolish.

 

[Not Child.]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ill be rooting for you @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda.

It WILL be me. I will rightfully be crowned the Chupreme Rurer of Cah Nah Dah and Pope of dah Werrrrlll.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm still Chinese

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Anyone care to fuck me in my ass while I'm still Chinese? 1...2...3 and you missed it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Are you having another breakdown because you can’t admit what you are, Gabe?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are you having another breakdown because you can’t admit what you are, Gabe?

I'm the pope now and I'm sending you to hell you faggot

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm the pope now and I'm sending you to hell you faggot

That’s not how it works, Gabe. It’s telling that you would want to be around a bunch of men.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I told God to torture and kill all who oppose me and to curse their loving family to a further ten thousand years of curses. Just a mixed bag of curses. One of them has cats following them around. One has a tiny penis. One has an asshole that's so small it's farts can shatter crystalware.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That’s not how it works, Gabe. It’s telling that you would want to be around a bunch of men.

I say how it works because I'm God's boss you fucking bitch. I CAST YOU INTO THE BOWL OF FIRE

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I told God to torture and kill all who oppose me and to curse their loving family to a further ten thousand years of curses. Just a mixed bag of curses. One of them has cats following them around. One has a tiny penis. One has an asshole that's so small it's farts can shatter crystalware.

That last one sounds more like a wish for you… and a vindictive gay? Shocker. Just come out already.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

bun dem

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That last one sounds more like a wish for you… and a vindictive gay? Shocker. Just come out already.

It's a funny thought that an asshole is so tight that when you fart it sings a high note that shatters glass. I hate you. I hope you get tied up and stabbed in the back until you die.