Allow me to explain...

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This is some great shit. The first time I've read a whole Joe post in a long time but it was worth it. Bow legged swamp ass piece of shit

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The most unbelievable part of this story is that Joe still claims he's a veteran. Peeling potatoes during peacetime at some base does not automatically make you a hero and someone who should be respected and admired. You didn't invade Normandy during d-day you faggot. You didnt join the army because you wanted to serve your country. It was part of your sentencing you dolt. Can we somehow please request these military records?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"You a veteran?"

Sure Joe

We need to get the cow’s DD214 or whatever

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Bloviating bovine.

"I don't drink while working"


You don't? What about the comped Irish coffee you complained was too weak that time you did a show and Carol was moved to the back for being to distractingly ugly?

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Bloviating bovine.

"I don't drink while working"


You don't? What about the comped Irish coffee you complained was too weak that time you did a show and Carol was moved to the back for being to distractingly ugly?

Drinking Jameson while driving to that fag bar in Virginia

 

[Dennyislife]

"You a veteran?"

Sure Joe

Compared to his brothers action in the radio wars I guess he is

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Where’s the random ALL CAPS?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Joe: To make this story a little more um... palatable?
MEME
Proceeds to describe the state of his ass hair in great detail.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Sir, where you trying to dispose of contraband you had hidden in an intimate area? We're taking you downtown for a FULL search

 

[AntSucks]

It's like one of those email forwards from 2002

 

[Consensual Rapist]

It's like one of those email forwards from 2002

Forward this to 10 of your friends, or Tony the Blade will fuck your children.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL his life is so boring and so worthless he has to create totally ridiculous fantasy scenarios, but he's so lacking in wit and imagination that THIS is the best he could dream up.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We need to get the cow’s DD214 or whatever

His license does say veteran on it. I remember seeing it one of the million times he doxxed himself. What he was doing is the real question. Besides sucking cocks.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His license does say veteran on it. I remember seeing it one of the million times he doxxed himself. What he was doing is the real question. Besides sucking cocks.

I remember one of his posts where he said he played music with some black guys in the day room lol

 

[guest]

I want this to be true. What a complete retard

 

[captainjapan]

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Nice resolution, stupid.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He's legitimately a better writer than Patrick.