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When I order Chinese food there’s always a bag of free fried wantons and that’s never convinced me the Chinese aren’t a race of soulless bug people
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Always food, beer, and politics with this fat pig
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It’s. The. Nutshack.
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The bar / kitchen staff are not your “friends” piggy
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"yo yOu kNoW tHaT bAr dicE batTLE witH The fiLipINo chef anD thaT faT noBoDy ftm wiTh biTch implanTs? it was EPIC!" - nobody
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They look uncooked
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“Epic round of dice”
People stop saying “epic” about 10 years ago, stupid. I’m surprised he hasn’t called these recent tariffs as “re-donk-ulous”
People stop saying “epic” about 10 years ago, stupid. I’m surprised he hasn’t called these recent tariffs as “re-donk-ulous”
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How "epic" can a round of dice even be?
Faggot cant keep his story straight either.
Now it was traded *TARIFF FREE* for LOCALLY PRODUCED hot sauce Jelly.
Faggot cant keep his story straight either.
Now it was traded *TARIFF FREE* for LOCALLY PRODUCED hot sauce Jelly.
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They were prepared and frozen. You can tell by how dry they look. That’s what’s causing the confusion here. Proper dumplings do not look like that. He probably complained and they either A) gave him the shit that was about to expire or B) buy premade and freeze them then just served him what equates to $4 and probably charge him $8-$13 but gave it to him “for free”. It looks like they didn’t even have them in a sauce or anything, they’re not Szechuan. So they’re basically boiled garbage dumplings.
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He genuinely thinks everyone who serves him or he has the most limited interaction with in a bar is his "buddy". It's why he comes out with stuff like "all my trans, muslim and immigrant friends" when he's pontificating about racism or fascism or whatever. He's unbelievably autistic.
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By that logic he's really good buddies with Dan Mullen of Insight Software.
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You know he’s the type to give his books out as a tip instead of cash. “I signed it so it’s worth even more, bartender child”
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Except when he's been on camera saying a convicted pedophile is a "good friend" then they were never his buddy, stlaker. Rick's surrounded by so many of them it's shocking the MPD didn't check his hard drive during their investigations. It's also shocking the amount of weight he's amassed. FAT.
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I will never understand racism but hoo boy we sure do need some more brown people to work the fields and make those hotel beds.
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hello Internet, today a racially exotic friend of mine gave me a delicacy from his culture!!!!!!
nobody talks like that about their friends, you fat weirdo
nobody talks like that about their friends, you fat weirdo
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At college I had a Muslim Indian roommate. He was a nice enough guy, but every single thing he ate he ate with his fingers in that pointy shape they do. To the east they had chopstick technology. To the west, there was fork technology. And yet they choose to eat with their hands. No wonder the country is shitting everywhere.
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This is like when the left was trying to make “code switching” a thing to be proud of. I remember his bum shut in friend Brian said it was a great honor when black people feel comfortable to talk “black” around you. It’s almost as stupid as his “everyone of every race helped someone get their car stuck out of the snow!” Story to show how progressive his shitty town is.
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How about Legen--Dary? That's still.hot right?
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It’s a sad day when a drunk fat man can’t get a cheesesteak or three in peace.
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It happened the day he and Boomia met and became lifelong friends in fact. Boomia didn’t get “jelly,” though, which is a shame.
