Any good middle school stories?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

High school was gay. Middle school was fawwkin hilarious back before Dave Dickless came into WAAF and jsut ruined all the fun. What are some of them middle school stories we got?

I used to tell some kid who moved from India that he had to earn points to be cool and popular. To get "points" he would have to give me his lunch and spend recess sitting in the dumpster. He did it everyday.

We'd hideout around the school until we saw a teacher leaving and pelt them with snowballs.

Hiding all the textbooks in the ceiling tiles and watching the teacher panic about what happened to them.

Drawing pictures of teachers having sex and posting them in the hallways.

One classroom had a boombox that had a delay if you turned it on so we'd put a CD full of fart noises in there and it'd always go off out of nowhere.

PFG times.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There was this chubby girl who stuttered, I don't think she was retarded, but she was always by herself and had no friends. One day at lunch some black girls were shouting 'yo pussy bleedin bitch'. Apparently the chubby had her first period and didn't know what that was. She was wearing white pants and is was pretty awful. Finally some kind teacher lady came over and took her away to stop her pussy bleedin.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

There was this chubby girl who stuttered, I don't think she was retarded, but she was always by herself and had no friends. One day at lunch some black girls were shouting 'yo pussy bleedin bitch'. Apparently the chubby had her first period and didn't know what that was. She was wearing white pants and is was pretty awful. Finally some kind teacher lady came over and took her away to stop her pussy bleedin.

To old for Paul Weimer at that point so at least she was safe.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I jerked off in the bathroom A LOT.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I was in gym class and we were outside playing baseball and I was in the outfield. We had this dopey female substitute that day so when the ball came to me in the outfield I had pulled my shorts down so my ass was out and I jumped trying to get the ball (I wasn’t going to catch it) and purposely landed on my side with my ass facing everyone and I yelled “ow! I think I cracked something!” And everybody laughed.

I got suspended out of school for 3 days for mooning the entire gym class including the substitute teacher. My dad was pissed when he found out but my mom couldn’t stop laughing at what I did. That sub never came back.

 

[chewtoycock]

I almost became a cautionary tale because I was fucking with an older and bigger kid. One day he had it and tackled me and I hit the back of my head on a fire hydrant. We both were immediately scared that I could have just died and stopped while a teacher ran over to ask what was going on. I lied and said we were just horsin' around, y'know boys will be boys and he didn't get in trouble. He thanked me and we kind of had an understanding from then on. Tldr I liked fucking with older people when I was 12 and should have died for it.

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

Age

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

I was in gym class and we were outside playing baseball and I was in the outfield. We had this dopey female substitute that day so when the ball came to me in the outfield I had pulled my shorts down so my ass was out and I jumped trying to get the ball (I wasn’t going to catch it) and purposely landed on my side with my ass facing everyone and I yelled “ow! I think I cracked something!” And everybody laughed.

I got suspended out of school for 3 days for mooning the entire gym class including the substitute teacher. My dad was pissed when he found out but my mom couldn’t stop laughing at what I did. That sub never came back.

Your dad's a faggot, mom pfg

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

I almost became a cautionary tale because I was fucking with an older and bigger kid. One day he had it and tackled me and I hit the back of my head on a fire hydrant. We both were immediately scared that I could have just died and stopped while a teacher ran over to ask what was going on. I lied and said we were just horsin' around, y'know boys will be boys and he didn't get in trouble. He thanked me and we kind of had an understanding from then on. Tldr I liked fucking with older people when I was 12 and should have died for it.

Goddamn Pollacks really do have tough skulls and soft brains

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Your dad's a faggot, mom pfg

Yeah he’s always been uptight about everything - makes sense my mom divorced him.

 

[Single Action Army]

No I will not give you jerk-off material

 

[Brooke Shields]

Me and my buddies used to go to our Literary Class, but then we'd just talk about some Off-Topic stuff

 

[Turry Fawks]

Got all fucked up on mushrooms one day and had to be babysat by several people. When classes changed my minder would take me to my next class and enlist somebody else to watch me. I was in sewing class because you couldn't take computer class without doing cooking and sewing. That was last period of the day and I spent the whole time bending pins at a 90 degree angle and throwing them around. The teacher was a real twat about it so the next time I was in class I stole all the lightbulbs out of the sewing machines and smashed them in the alley. Caught a suspension for that which was basically a vacation for me.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

High school was gay. Middle school was fawwkin hilarious back before Dave Dickless came into WAAF and jsut ruined all the fun. What are some of them middle school stories we got?

I used to tell some kid who moved from India that he had to earn points to be cool and popular. To get "points" he would have to give me his lunch and spend recess sitting in the dumpster. He did it everyday.

We'd hideout around the school until we saw a teacher leaving and pelt them with snowballs.

Hiding all the textbooks in the ceiling tiles and watching the teacher panic about what happened to them.

Drawing pictures of teachers having sex and posting them in the hallways.

One classroom had a boombox that had a delay if you turned it on so we'd put a CD full of fart noises in there and it'd always go off out of nowhere.

PFG times.

I finger an 8th grade girl once. I was like 35 but...

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Our middle school used to be the old black high school from segregation days. The alumni pictures on the wall by the office were all blacks from the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s

 

[captain_kamala]

I had to go a program for troubled kids because I was black and friends with the bad girls. We left school on a bus and they taught us how to not get pregnant and stuff. I was a straight a student.

 

[Coonskin]

I finger an 8th grade girl once. I was like 35 but...

 

[Brooke Shields]

taught us how to not get pregnant and stuff. I was a straight a student.

The A stand for anal?

 

[captain_kamala]

Also my first time using a tampon was at our field trip to the Waterpark. Before we left we played softball and I was outfield or whatever making sure no one was looking at me when I stuck my finger up my shorts to push it in further

When I went to take it out it was nowhere to be found so I must have lost it in the wave pool

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Some girl did a presentation about "cup stacking" and was stacking cups in a pyramid in front of the class like a retard.

When she finished i got up and kicked them over because a friend told me to. They punished me by locking me in an 8x8 windowless rook alone w. nothing for about 5 hours. Fawkin brutal.