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Can you imagine Monday day drinking with these two idiots?

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Why does rain trigger a day off? Is his wife a landscaper?
There were some passing thunderstorms, but there hasn't been a rainy day in the NYC metro area in a while. So apparently, if it pours for twenty minutes, Joe calls it a day and gets smashed. He's a true bastion of the conservative work ethic and everything that made this country great.
 
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Wow, the cow has broken into the liquor cabinet and decided to play “Mr. Mom.”

I kinda feel sorry for Layla, look at her face here.
She looks so embarrassed. It's bad enough her closeted 65 year old father uses her social media account to rant about things that don't affect him and are completely out of his control. The fact that he's completely shitfaced at dinnertime on a Monday when she brings her little boyfriend over (and Stepmum is passed out in the bedroom during daylight hours) must really sting. Making memories, Joe. She ain't going to forget that one!
 
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