Corpulent Correspondence

[Dog Eater]

 

[DominusOdium]

You know goddamn well he's gonna call the bomb squad when that arrives so he can get on the news again.

Also, your child-like handwriting is disturbing. Paul Weimer fantasizes about getting crayon love letters in that script.

Otherwise, funny stuff. I wouldn't fuck around with sending anything in the mail to someone, nor do I endorse doing so, but the contents of the letter are both factual and comical.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don't know why you didn't address it to Patrick "The Gay Virgin" Tomlinson.

 

[DominusOdium]

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He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

How else would he have done it? He's too fat and stupid to hold the phone and chug 18 beers with the other hand

 

[DominusOdium]

How else would he have done it? He's too fat and stupid to hold the phone and chug 18 beers with the other hand

The fat girls had the "Use a higher camera angle" trick figured out by MySpace. This pus bag is angling it up under his chin like he's proud of his resemblance to a toad. Six figures bought me this chin, child. Sorry you can't afford this many calories. They won't give you extra portions in prison, stlaker.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Based

 

[Dog Eater]

Also, your child-like handwriting is disturbing. Paul Weimer fantasizes about getting crayon love letters in that script.

 

[DMbA]

He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

I don't think he has a choice he was staring down at his shitty Surface laptop

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don't think he has a choice he was staring down at his shitty Surface laptop

Only a special kind of fat faggot brings a laptop to a bar to do an interview

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Only a special kind of fat faggot brings a laptop to a bar to do an interview

An interview on the subject of being a loser who gets fucked with daily by the internet.

 

[gassers]

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i can never write in a straight line unless the pages are ruled. How is this redditard doing this?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

i can never write in a straight line unless the pages are ruled. How is this redditard doing this?

I print like a retard because I'm like the only guy I know who actually writes in cursive. I hate filling out forms or writing on envelopes for that reason.

 

[guest]

One of our most dedicated criminal cyberstlakers just committed mail fraud across international lines. The letter was sent to our FBI and Interpol contacts for fingerprint analysis.

 

[Guest]

Pat is gonna do some stupid shit like demand the cops take this and match it in the "federal handwriting database"

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Add mail fraud to the list of crimes

 

[MonsterSteve]

Will they deliver it without a return address?