Crazy Cabbie has Died

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
Howard is going to live to be 100 and everyone single person from his show will be dead 30-25 years before him. He'll be petting cats at a Hebrew nursing home and yelling at the nurses to turn the radio to his show and no one will know who he was or what he is talking about.

Ironically, Artie will outlive everyone but Howard by a decade.
 

WigwardFromSouthHampton

The Fugitive
He was a transparent whore for airtime
Funny dude though. He really was a crazy fuck. His best bit was sneaking into Wigwards studio and filming a porno right on Sterns chair.
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The day Stern introduced Crazy Cabbie was the day his show "jumped the shark", as the kids like to say. It was like Poochie The Rockin' Dog, but way more embarrassing. Howie tried so, so hard to sell CC..."you guys are gonna love this guy, he's so funny"...it was way gayer than my description makes it sound. Cabbie was a huge fag, and will not be missed by anyone.
 

NewJersey.gov

Why cant we all just get along, funsters
Siegfried

Holy shit man Stern damn near refused to have any gentiles in his world at all hah. I knew he was like that bc they all are but fuck it's almost literally all of them.

EDIT: wait- "In 2020, it was reported that the radio Siegfried, born Lee Anthony Mroszak"- so he faked it or? Meh I no longer care.
Not simping for them, but is a circle within the circle...Not all jews are part of the club.

Howard Stern is a Sabbatean Frankist. That's his "club". Baba Booey is related to Mustafa Kemal (Ataturk) another Sabbatean Frankist, but from the "donmeh" faction (Crypto-muzzies in the Balkans/Turkey). He literally paid for Elisa Jordana's Kabbalah training, and only took her in after she finished. They believe in sex inversion and other crazy kabbalistic stuff. I love their neurotic dedication and ability to manifest shit thru sheer will and "khutzpah".

Siegfried, Benji. Ralph (((Cierella))), you name it...part of the club
 

Ashcroft

Pronouns: (Hee/Tee)
Not simping for them, but is a circle within the circle...Not all jews are part of the club.

Howard Stern is a Sabbatean Frankist. That's his "club". Baba Booey is related to Mustafa Kemal (Ataturk) another Sabbatean Frankist, but from the "donmeh" faction (Crypto-muzzies in the Balkans/Turkey). He literally paid for Elisa Jordana's Kabbalah training, and only took her in after she finished. They believe in sex inversion and other crazy kabbalistic stuff. I love their neurotic dedication and ability to manifest shit thru sheer will and "khutzpah".

Siegfried, Benji. Ralph (((Cierella))), you name it...part of the club
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IDidThisForYou

Posting in the bakowza
The day Stern introduced Crazy Cabbie was the day his show "jumped the shark", as the kids like to say. It was like Poochie The Rockin' Dog, but way more embarrassing. Howie tried so, so hard to sell CC..."you guys are gonna love this guy, he's so funny"...it was way gayer than my description makes it sound. Cabbie was a huge fag, and will not be missed by anyone.

His IRS saga was funny, but you’re right he was a complete posing bore. I’ve known over a dozen guys like him: fat, loud, arrogant, stupid. And they are all completely miserable. A few have ended their lives, and I’m shocked Cabbie never did. Towards the end he couldn’t even walk and was only in his 50s. Too proud I guess, but for what? He had nothing. No career, no money, no friends. Wasting away in some VA home, when his military service was as questionable as BroJoes. Towards the end of his saga, everyone from the show hated him. You know Howard even regretted bringing this idiot to the fold.
 
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