Did Moo get some bad news from baby bro and Dawn?

[HipTuckerCumia]

What about the collectible Trump playing cards?

 

[RoTheHo69]

I throw glass bottles at stone houses because I'm a renegade.

But you might hurt yourself or somebody else with the bott-els.

 

[PogromStallone]

In Joe's case, it'd be the honorable thing to do, thus there's a 0% chance of it happening. He'd undoubtedly fuck it all up anyway. He'd lie down on the train tracks, lose an arm, and not even be able to do the one thing he's semi-competent at anymore, which would render him even more useless than he is right now. Joe's just sad because the gravy train is derailed, and he's terrified of having to exert himself in any way that doesn't gratify his whims and desires to his liking. He has the mentality of a spoiled child, and right now he's the elderly equivalent of a ten-year-old brat threatening to run away from home.

Before all is said and done you should write The Unauthorized Biography of the Cumia Brothers.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Hes a boomer from Long island--the dudes he smoked weed with in high school and just got regular blue collar jobs can all afford to move to SC because the shitty houses they bought back in the day quintupled in value

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I honestly wonder when Joe bought the condo. Wouldn’t surprise me if he got a second mortgage at some point to support his certain kind of rich.

 

[captainjapan]

My mom bought a house in a great zip code in Nassau County in 1983 for $60,000. Worth over 800k right now. Joe is a moron

 

[Brooke Shields]

The not being bored thing is something I’ll never understand when it comes to Joe and all the bums in the Pat pack. His “work” is barely a couple hours here and there so most of his day and week is laying around the house.

it's just Fox News being on 18 hours a day, maybe more if they're the type of boomer that has to fall asleep to it. When he's not doing little chores it's the news or maybe something else on the telly
Fatrick's got his pick of THREE channels unlike Joe, so he can really surf if one is boring.

these brainwashed fags are living in the late 60s

 

[captainjapan]

You know healthy Joe falls asleep on the couch with a paper plate of chicken wing bones on his gunt

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Before all is said and done you should write The Unauthorized Biography of the Cumia Brothers.

I'm still working on my Andy Espresso musical. Tons of prancing, mincing, and, of course, sashaying. Finding someone ugly enough to convincingly play Andy will be difficult, though. I'm searching burn units and leper colonies as soon as we begin casting.

 

[RicksGiantHead]

Pat is boring now but Joe cow Cumia is much more interesting. Joe is the original LOL COW

Joe is a simpleton of the highest order. He will always be a well of laughs because he just is so dim yet thinks he has the world figured out. He’s incapable of thinking one step ahead and still acts surprised when every decision he makes ends poorly for him. There is no scam brazen enough for him to recognize and not fall for. And then broadcast to the world that he fell for one. Again.

Joe will fail and embarrass himself again and again yet never change. And for that we love Joe.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

In just the last 12 months alone, Joe immediately blew his first real paycheck in decades on a needless trip to AC. He also laughed at his seriously injured girlfriend, tried to steal his dead uncle's business and reputation, and sulked while waiting for his daughter to take her driving test. Then, under the guise of "visiting sis and baby bro", he tried to glom a free house from his brother, who's already handed him hundreds of thousands of dollars through the years. Joe isn't just an ordinary bum, he's a world-class scumbag with all the self-awareness and conscience of a big patch of poison sumac. There's nothing lower than a man who spends his entire life only doing whatever he feels like doing, whenever he feels like it. It's childish behavior which erodes the worth of a man, and renders him a worthless, whiny faggot unworthy of any modicum of respect or sympathy whatsoever.

Now, after a lifetime of alienating everyone with his unwarranted arrogance and sloth, his "career" has devolved into a pathetic series of humiliating "gigs" which barely cover the cost of the gas he needed to get to them. He doesn't have any friends to speak of, and now his brother and sister will actively avoid him after seeing through his pitiful scheme. He can't pay his bills, and he's shown no inclination to even try. Instead, he posts vaguely suicidal ramblings on social media, while still making sure he identifies the "real" culprits, like "taxes" and "bad people", as his niggerish bravado won't allow him to express any regret or contrition. It's all just so loathsome, and genuinely despicable.

Joe did the same thing a child does when shopping with mom, be on your best behavior so the chance of getting the toy you want increases.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Time to hit the high seas again, Joe! Your Filipino deckhand co-workers miss you down in steerage.

Please Lord, make this happen. We've had the Eurocruise so it'd be fitting if we got to see Joe set sail to the other three corners of the world. Maybe the Far East, so he could become the first person in history to miss a card game in Macau. Or he'd find numerous ways to fall afoul of Singapore's many draconian laws. The possibilities are endless.