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It's a little dry but I put coconut oil on it the rare times I use it or look at it
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Enormous black woman with bad wigs who photoshops herself thin(not me)
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You’re fucking other people on the boat? That poor one armed feller. You’re gonna give him scurvy when he finally decides to take what’s his.
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Just one hot rich guy (white)
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You’re on a real white kick eh? The open seas have really changed you Bam. Hopefully the CIA paranoia devices they planted on the boat don’t start working.
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Oh, theyre watching me. We got a visit from the coast guard and the one armed pirate regularly plays out the scenario where he could have gotten away with killing 2 of them and they might hold him in jail for a few weeks but ultimately let him go with no charges. But he didn't because it's not his boat. That's how much respect he has for me.
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Maritime law, motherfuckers 
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Well it’s good you’re in the middle of the ocean with a totally sane person. Just make sure to give the fellas snatch updates and a pic every once in awhile. If something happens we’ll get the Boqster to commandeer a boat and find ya.
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Nice. Show butthole pls.
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She's got a pretty face and the type of body that does well in the African American community, idk, I need another angle to mock...
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No. Imagine my first mate saw me taking pics.
"Pretty face"
This is what an attractive woman looks like. Deal with it.
Keep the hate coming, guys.
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I'm not trying to hate. I think it looks like a little face. You should make it your pfp.No. Imagine my first mate saw me taking pics.
"Pretty face"
This is what an attractive woman looks like. Deal with it.
Keep the hate coming, guys.
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@HH Brother or @chocolatehellhole can we get a Dan face with that as the eyes? Or start doing Dan eyes with this.
He’s going to have to learn about us sometime, Bam. A butthole pic is tasteless. When you’re ready, we’ll need a bush pic to see how it’s fairing in the warm ocean breeze though.
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It will grow back soon. It's rare I get a shaving shower. Can't be clogging the bilge pump.
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Jackie Singh's hands + this pastor's feet = He-man's "Fisto"No. Imagine my first mate saw me taking pics.
"Pretty face"
This is what an attractive woman looks like. Deal with it.
Keep the hate coming, guys.
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I just went skinny dipping with the crew and everyone let me review their footage before they posted it I'm definitely not geting norma bustered.
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Their mouths are destroyed from growing up drinking Purple Drink and eating hot sauce and then smoking weed in flavored cigarillos
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old lady body.
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I'll be 40 this year.