Ever Google someone from your childhood and immediately regretted it?

[aRTie02150]

I just did.

Googled an old friend I used to play Halo 2 with back in the day. Immediately an article pops up about his brother killing both of their parents.

I don't think I'm gonna try to rekindle an old friendship now...

 

[Gay Faggot.]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Someone I went to school with played for the Brewers (so presumably he's been in the same stadium as Pat). He has a Wikipedia page and a record low batting average.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

One time I was playing Madden and I saw that this stinky Samoan kid I sat next to during math in 7th grade played for the Chargers.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Didn't have to Google it but a kid I played baseball with ended up shooting someone at a party while showing of his dad's handgun and then tried to cover it up. No idea if he's still in jail

 

[EraGodless]

I just did.

Googled an old friend I used to play Halo 2 with back in the day. Immediately an article pops up about his brother killing both of their parents.

I don't think I'm gonna try to rekindle an old friendship now...

Aren't you a little young to have been friends with Kip Kinkle?

 

[captain_kamala]

The amount of girls from my all white high school who somehow found niggers to have babies with brings me joy and hope.

 

[VoteJello]

My P.E. "locker buddy" in high school moved to Florida and got really into $uicideboy$ and drugs. Fancied himself some kind of "keep it 123%" Peckerwood retard. Ended up getting shot in the spine by a cop during a robbery. Wheelchair-bound for life. FAGGOT!

 

[nasty twp]

One of the anorexic Bible-thumping (rare in Britain) stlaker weirdo girls in my high-school class moved to America to live and work on a ranch out West, then married a severely-disabled man. To each their own, I suppose.


And the little girl who used to share her Lunchables with me in primary school transed, and also took up a Furry lifestyle. She goes by Will and has a little beard, now. Looks like a mini Jack Black, but always did tbhwy. The fox suit is a bit unsettling, but again, whatever floats your boat.

 

[TravisPickle]

The amount of girls from my all white high school

?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

One time I was playing Madden and I saw that this stinky Samoan kid I sat next to during math in 7th grade played for the Chargers.

Island nigger #99

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

?

Ugh now we have to hear about how she lived in Colorado again.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

All my high school friends stayed in the same town and either work in a paper mill or a gun factory. They all seem to have 2 dim looking sons and 1 future hairstylist/LNA daughter. That said they all seem fairly happy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I googled my ex's gang member brother to prove to someone that he did time for molesting his girlfriend's kids while I was dating his sister. I got my proof. I also found out that he never faced any repercussions with his gang over it. Pretty funny for guys who all talk like they'd kill any pedophile they can get their hands on. I also found out that he went back to the pen for almost beating some drunk guy to death for getting puke splatter on his shoes. I also found out that he died really recently. I assume OD. GOOD. Looked my ex up and she got the mulatto faggot's initials tattooed behind her ear where it will always be covered by her glasses.

Edit: I should clarify that I'm glad that nigger's dead and I don't regret looking it up. A guy I was in a couple bands with is a tranny now though. That's a different story. The guy was never remotely feminine either.

 

[captain_kamala]

Ugh now we have to hear about how she lived in Colorado again.

Nah I'm ashamed of that shit

 

[Ladynyahh]

I looked up some girl i FAWKED 15+ years ago. I knew she was going down a bad path. Found mugshots, been arrested multiple times for possession of a controlled substance, obviously meth. Hahaha holeee shit

 

[johnnynoname]

I looked up some girl i FAWKED 15+ years ago. I knew she was going down a bad path.

same

i looked up a girl from HS........she's fawkin fat now

 

[johnnynoname]

..................I will re-member youUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Cannibal Shitdick]

Someone I went to school with played for the Brewers (so presumably he's been in the same stadium as Pat). He has a Wikipedia page and a record low batting average.

still legitimately worse than the gay shit Artie posted. I'd rather someone I knew murder their parents than be more successful or better looking than me.

 

[johnnynoname]

i decided to go on FB because of this thread, and in the "people you may know", there was a picture of the lady my dad used to live with, and she was with my fawkin dad


OP is legit diabolical