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Ever Google someone from your childhood and immediately regretted it?

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Didn't have to Google it but a kid I played baseball with ended up shooting someone at a party while showing of his dad's handgun and then tried to cover it up. No idea if he's still in jail
A guy who used to buy weed from me went hunting with his father, and shot him in the back. Then he tried to kill himself with pills and booze, but crashed his car into a ditch and only passed out. The cops found him, and now he's in prison somewhere in New England.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Between the recurrent suicide by train threats, thinking canned tuna had bones in it, and now come to find out you've rubbed elbows with men that take it up the ass.

Frankly, you make me question a lot about you, Abester.
I don't think he does take it up the ass, he just wears girl clothes and has a girl name. He's a stocky little hairy dude. He's in a "lesbian" relationship with some ugly cunt with those straight across and too short bangs so you just know she's 100% a psycho who mindfucked the poor guy into it.
 

HH Brother

Pontiffster Mullen
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I don't think he does take it up the ass, he just wears girl clothes and has a girl name. He's a stocky little hairy dude. He's in a "lesbian" relationship with some ugly cunt with those straight across and too short bangs so you just know she's 100% a psycho who mindfucked the poor guy into it.
I'm just going to start referring to you as Abigail, Abester.
 

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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what the eff nigger. i commissioned your profile pic. you owe me $30
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Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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I fought a little fella in high school. He ran away and they found him like 3 months later hanging out with truckers in Ohio. I realized years later that meant he was getting fucked by grown men, likely a few fans of da show :sniff:

Anyway, about a decade ago he killed his dad, tried to cut him up with an axe, and then wrapped his mangled body in a carpet and threw it in a ditch by a golf course on the Main Line. Not nice!!!
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Between the recurrent suicide by train threats, thinking canned tuna had bones in it, and now come to find out you've rubbed elbows with men that take it up the ass.

Frankly, you make me question a lot about you, Abester.
I'm just going to start referring to you as Abigail, Abester.
Sorry, HHster, maybe you’ve missed it. I have been calling Gabe out for his repressed homosexuality for at least a couple of months now. His name is Gabe, and he loves cowboys bending his back in half. It’s why one of his greatest regrets is not buying some weird sex toy that inverts you or something. To “help” his back.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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I do recall this lore, Faggotster. He didn't want to buy it since he would suffer possible fatal bloodloss from his stretched bussy.
The poor Gabester. He knows his homosexuality is a sin, so he represses it. He just can’t admit it, repent, and move on HHster. When I point this out, he gets angry and says I accuse him of being Jewish, which I have never done. The reason he is in hell, is because he can’t admit to the sodomy.
 

nasty twp

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I fought a little fella in high school. He ran away and they found him like 3 months later hanging out with truckers in Ohio. I realized years later that meant he was getting fucked by grown men, likely a few fans of da show :sniff:

Anyway, about a decade ago he killed his dad, tried to cut him up with an axe, and then wrapped his mangled body in a carpet and threw it in a ditch by a golf course on the Main Line. Not nice!!!

Just another reason not to procreate. Never know when or why your kids will turn on you, like Anthony's new dog. Could be anything that sets it off, any day.
 
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