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The best moment in the history of that show.

Howard couldn't control them, but knew they were too good to just kick out. Jackie had killer lines the whole segment. Fred hitting them with drops. The Twins bashing anyone and everyone who's successful, including an actual Virgin Music executive.

But nothing tops their manager, Johnathan Mendelssohn. What he brought to the show was PARAMOUNT value.
 
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UnPRePared said:
The best moment in the history of that show.

Howard couldn't control them, but knew they were too good to just kick out. Jackie had killer lines the whole segment. Fred hitting them with drops. The Twins bashing anyone and everyone who's successful, including an actual Virgin Music executive.

But nothing tops their manager, Johnathan Mendelssohn. What he brought to the show was PARAMOUNT value.
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The dude was hilarious. I remember a few years ago he was working in some shady sort of lending business, but his old website Money by Jonathan isn't reachable any more. He has a handful of one star reviews on Yelp that are entertaining.

I remember his Twitter being a goldmine of self-promotion and pro-Trump tweets, but I see that's it's been suspended. Couldn't find too much about him recently, but I didn't really look that much.

However, the best thing that I forgot about was this long post he made on an ex-girlfriend's obituary page back in 2009. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. It wasn't like pest posting but funny nonetheless.
This whole situation is tragic. She did not deserve this. Not only is this a tragedy for her, it is a tragedy for those closest to her.

I had reservations on coming clean about this. I owe this to Christine, and I owe this to everyone who reads this. My name is Jonathan Mendelsohn. Many of you saw me on The Howard Stern Show in 1997 as the manager of The Jesus Twins. Several of you have profited well from my business acumen in real estate and mortgage transactions since 1997. What very few of you know is that I dated Christine as her steady boyfriend from September 11, 1993 to April 1, 1994. We later had an off and on again relationship from December 1, 1995 to January 9, 1997.

I was 26 and she was 36 when we met. Yes, it was a mismatch. However, I learned plenty from the experience. She had many great qualities. She was a good person. I was with her the day she found out she had MS. This was toward the beginning of 1996. I tried to encourage her that with proper nutrition and exercise she would beat it. I believed it myself. Was I naïve? This is horrible.

I never had the privilege of meeting Christopher Smith. That's too bad. From what I read on the internet he seems like a gem. To have the strength to help Christine deal with this ordeal takes a man among men.

Christopher did an exemplary job. He is obviously a great person, as the pictures convey. And I am deeply sorry for such an unnecessary loss. I am now 42, and have been living in NY since September of 1997. I live with my girl friend of 3 years, and our cat. I discovered two days ago what happened to Christine while surfing the internet. I had no idea that she was this sick. Very upsetting!!.

Thank you
Jonathan Mendelsohn

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When Hoo-Hoo had the Private Parts premiere at MSG, my buddy and I got tickets to the later showing. During the first screening, with all the celebrities inside, we killed time walking around the arena.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but the Jesus Twins. They were walking up 7th Avenue towards 33rd with a mob of Stern fans heckling them. Don't remember how much we fucked with them ourselves, but they were boring so we left PDQ.
 
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I can't even remember that album. I think "American Nightmare" was on there right?

And that song wasn't very good.
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It was half classic rock chestnuts, like "Smoke On The Water" and "Cat Scratch Fever", and half "new" (actually just studio outtakes) songs from the likes of Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie and Porno For Pyros. The Ben Stern song was probably the highlight of the album.
 
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Oh God, that reminds me when Howard did that song with Pharrell that was God fucking awful, but he still played it on air because he hyped up recording it for so long.

And he only put it one once. I lost the tape I was given with that, and I've never found it online. But I remember hearing it, over a pre-existing track of Pharrell's, and he's talking over the track like he's the coolest and it's not working at all. Of course, no one in the studio says a word about it, as it's just before the Sirius move and without Jackie, no one is going to bust his balls.
 
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