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Happy canuck election day

Chive Turkey

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Nice country, stupids.
 

BrotherMan1488

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The Canadians aren’t going to be pushed around by Drumpf any longer. They’re gonna think for themselves and elect a globalist android banker who stops them driving where they want or having divergent opinions.

Pretty cool, huh? Also they’re going to become India.
That faggot tyrant Trudeau, said during the trucker protest people arrested will have there pets killed
 

Not Child.

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Missus Terry went to drop the kid off before I left for work but we ended up running into each other at the polls. Voting in the western provinces is pretty pointless because the election is generally over with by the time the easterners count their votes but its muh civic duty to uphold democracy
Degenerates can uphold democracy? Keep upholding, soon the beautiful BC meadows will make fine grazing land for our fat-tailed sheepsters

 

Suetonius

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Missus Terry went to drop the kid off before I left for work but we ended up running into each other at the polls. Voting in the western provinces is pretty pointless because the election is generally over with by the time the easterners count their votes but its muh civic duty to uphold democracy
Nice having a senate thats unelected, stupid. Nice half breed “democracy”, stupid. We’re better than that. We elect our senators and they’re football coaches instead of high IQ ancestral illuminati.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Nice having a senate thats unelected, stupid. Nice half breed “democracy”, stupid. We’re better than that. We elect our senators and they’re football coaches instead of high IQ ancestral illuminati.
One of my uncles was a senator *sniff*
 

Turry

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He was a premier, too. For some reason nobody talks about it but by all accounts he did a decent job.
 

Not Child.

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Nice having a senate thats unelected, stupid. Nice half breed “democracy”, stupid. We’re better than that. We elect our senators and they’re football coaches instead of high IQ ancestral illuminati.
Carney was the type to pick out and peddle Trudeau in the back rooms, as the "perfect candidate" based on Carney weighing Trudeau's optics + legacy magic-sprinkles. That he's run for pm means this is it, this is the grand finale. This is "the Illuminati-nukes are out and we need the best of the best at the helm, no more games" moment.

#2025...nice wasting your youth here in the meantime. The things I did in my 20s, lol, you will never replicate.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I remember when everyone was all pissy about Rob Ford smoking crack he kept dragging George Chuvallo out to his speaking events and any time anyone gave him shit he'd be like "YOU'RE GONNA TALK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THE GEORGE CHUVALLO?? HAVE SOME RESPECT!! GEORGE CHUVALLO IS STANDING UP HERE!! HE FOUGHT MUHAMMAD ALI FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!"

Rob Ford should've been Prime Minister.
 
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