His retirement plan is outliving Ant and inheriting the house and guns.You can plainly see how the stress he feels over Nana's increasingly perilous financial situation is just chewing old Bovine Joe up alive. His sloth-driven lifestyle is finally catching up with him in a big way. He looks terrible, he's always all stooped over, his clothes are all old tattered rags. The more he posts about how swell everything is, the more miserable he really is.
It's getting to him. Nana's increasingly erratic and soused behavior has left Joe hanging in a cloud of uncertainty and doubt, and you can see the toll it's taking on him. Joe has been lounging around on his ample dumper for quite a while now, occasionally playing "gigs" when the mood struck him, and now he's in no condition to be an actual "working musician" or a "working" anything else, either.His retirement plan is outliving Ant and inheriting the house and guns.
Fuck yeah. Reach for the frying pan, Joe! Treat her like the mother of your child.
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