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Has Anyone Noticed Joe Does the Shopping?

Mick_Mickerson

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Spent all that time making an Uncle G's video and didn't even show the Coffee Mate selection? Fail!

Also ha ha hole ee shit the focus is even more on prepared foods than I already thought. That rascal always has a backseat full of prepared dishes out of sight when he shows the "staples" in the trunk that cost 200 bucks because Joe Biden made him buy prepared veal parmigiana platters
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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It does look like nice food tbchwy. Choosing to buy your groceries here and then complaining about the price is 70 IQ territory, however.

It’s like buying Air Jordan sneakers and complaining they aren’t cheap.
Yeah but they would be if Joe Biden didn’t FUCK everything UP. You stupid millennial RETARD!!!!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Carol will not drive Joe's teen girl car he uses for trips to the mall. She drives a lifted F250.
I used to hang out with a kid whose mom was basically a guy she was so butch and his dad was a weird, meek fag. The mom drove a white GMC pickup and the dad drove a metallic pink Blazer. I've never even seen another pink Blazer in my whole life.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Vasquez is not an Italian name.
Brothermen will condemn any woman who doesn't take her husband's name then get flummoxed and bewildered when one does. How does it work?
She married a Latino and her mom had to learn how to make rice and beans.
Did she ever end up figuring out such a complex dish?
 
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I only had maybe a year of solo food shopping in my life as a man. Then home delivery came in. I only go to the local farm shop in person when I feel like something a bit more fancy.

I feel silly even posting the above. Joe is posting his shopping and complaining about it multiple times in his 70s
 

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Whenever I'm in a store like this, all I can think about is how much of this shit are they throwing away at the end of the day? So much of that stuff is only good for a couple of days and there's no way they're selling all of it. Maybe there's more rubes like Joe out there than I realize paying $20 for a cold stromboli when you're a stone's throw away from a million Italian restaurants on Long Island.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Whenever I'm in a store like this, all I can think about is how much of this shit are they throwing away at the end of the day? So much of that stuff is only good for a couple of days and there's no way they're selling all of it. Maybe there's more rubes like Joe out there than I realize paying $20 for a cold stromboli when you're a stone's throw away from a million Italian restaurants on Long Island.
A lot of hard working families don’t have time to go to a restaurant after work and before taking the kids to soccer but can stop at Uncle Q’s for a solid Italiano style meal to go quickly. Joe does not fall into this category since he has nothing to do all day.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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A lot of hard working families don’t have time to go to a restaurant after work and before taking the kids to soccer but can stop at Uncle Q’s for a solid Italiano style meal to go quickly. Joe does not fall into this category since he has nothing to do all day
The reason he has so much time on his hands is because of his judicious use of the Joseph Lane. While you sit and lose time in traffic like a common prole, Brotha Joe gets to where he needs be QUICKLY

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The Joe essentials

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