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Have you ever fucked a prostitute

eggfella

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i had the opportunity to lose my virginity to one on someone else’s dime. she was a disgusting used-up vegas whore & i wouldn’t have been able to get hard enough to fuck her even if i wasn’t drunk. it was so fucking pathetic. she started crying about getting kicked out of her boyfriend’s house & whether or not his dog would miss her. she lied about being 30 when she was actually 40. i ended up having to lie about fucking her. it was awful. i’d rather die sexless than resort to prostitutes, which i probably will
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Was that my story of falling for a fatty who I brought BBQ? Came inside her the day we matched, then went down on her while she laid back on the couch eating it?

She was such an obese, gluttonous pig. she could have gotten me to marry her. Smitten by her absolute hedonism.

She traveled for work, installing software and training people in hospitals, so I imagine that is her routine. Arrive in a new city. Put in your hours and swipe on Tinder at work. Go back to the hotel room, have a strange man deliver food. Have him enter your pussy without protection. Take his strange load. Eat your free dinner. Kick him out. Watch TV and fall asleep. Leave town.

She’s perfect 🥹
She also could have been doing it to save her per diems. Smart gal
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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i had the opportunity to lose my virginity to one on someone else’s dime. she was a disgusting used-up vegas whore & i wouldn’t have been able to get hard enough to fuck her even if i wasn’t drunk. it was so fucking pathetic. she started crying about getting kicked out of her boyfriend’s house & whether or not his dog would miss her. she lied about being 30 when she was actually 40. i ended up having to lie about fucking her. it was awful. i’d rather die sexless than resort to prostitutes, which i probably will
Wait, you haven't had sex with a woman? How old are you?

You can at least go to one of those asian massage parlors dude.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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@Pussymagnetpat

And other whoremongers... I have a question about what I saw earlier this evening. My one neighbor is a cute ~21 year old latina I've noticed occasionally coming home in scrubs and walking her dog. Probably a vet tech or dental hygienist or something.

Today, while i was out grilling, i saw a blacked out dodge charger pull up and she ran out with a sexy white girl about her age. Both dressed in the shortest most provocative dresses I've ever seen. They dashed into her house real quick not wanting to be seen and were pulling down their dresses trying to not have their asses hang out. The charger waited there for about ten minutes and they darted back out in same outfits trying not to be seen and the charger sped away.

Strippers usually show up in sweat pants and change at the strip club... also people don't have bachelor parties on a Sunday evening, right?

Maybe zoomers go out in crazy slutty attire but this was a Sunday at 7pm...

Those are high class hookers getting dropped off at a clients place, right?
 
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@Pussymagnetpat

And other whoremongers... I have a question about what I saw earlier this evening. My one neighbor is a cute ~21 year old latina I've noticed occasionally coming home in scrubs and walking her dog. Probably a vet tech or dental hygienist or something.

Today, while i was out grilling, i saw a blacked out dodge charger pull up and she ran out with a sexy white girl about her age. Both dressed in the shortest most provocative dresses I've ever seen. They dashed into her house real quick not wanting to be seen and were pulling down their dresses trying to not have their asses hang out. The charger waited there for about ten minutes and they darted back out in same outfits trying not to be seen and the charger sped away.

Strippers usually show up in sweat pants and change at the strip club... also people don't have bachelor parties on a Sunday evening, right?

Maybe zoomers go out in crazy slutty attire but this was a Sunday at 7pm...

Those are high class hookers getting dropped off at a clients place, right?
Should have filmed it for the funsters
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Should have filmed it for the funsters
I was kind of in disbelief. But I remember @Pussymagnetpat saying a lot of these girls were more normal than you'd think. I assume they do get dropped off by their pimp or whoever when they go meet a funster at a hotel right? It seemed like she forgot something at her house and then raced back into the dodge charger and then they were going to be dropped off at a nice hotel in town to hook

Maybe I also have an overactive imagination 🤔
 
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Mick_Mickerson

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How do you figure out if a whore will do bareback before meeting up with them? I'm in a place prostitution is illegal and am under the impression you cant discuss stuff over the phone
Not trying to be a Puritan but for your own sake, wouldn't wearing a "bag" with a prostitute be advisable?

Especially if she's the type that will allow you to not wear one?

You want to share juices with the "date" she met two hours earlier that bad, funster?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Not trying to be a Puritan but for your own sake, wouldn't wearing a "bag" with a prostitute be advisable?

Especially if she's the type that will allow you to not wear one?

You want to share juices with the "date" she met two hours earlier that bad, funster?
You could say the same thing about the average woman. I pretty much only fuck slutty chicks though so your mileage may vary.
 

Pussymagnetpat

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How do you figure out if a whore will do bareback before meeting up with them? I'm in a place prostitution is illegal and am under the impression you cant discuss stuff over the phone

I never ask, and neither will the *quality girls* (that work at agencies, high end brothels with a mamasan, etc).
because if they say yes to you, imagine who else they say yes too?
It is easy to go to a street girl say in Colombia and offer triple what she charges and they will go bare, but they live in shacks without running water and I'm not even degenerate enough for that.
you can do that if you want, they all have their price. in the states it will be a few thousand. that's why europe/LATAM is 100x better for pros.
it's cheaper just to fly to lisbon/barcelona where it's legal and 1/10 the price than go to some shitty Reno ranch.
The easiest way to go raw without paying out the ass is to see her multiple times, and just ask after you develop a connection. they are still women, and still get emotional and shit.
In Rio I saw this girl bruna who I was falling in love with, basically ana de armas lite, and I would see her everyday, on the third visit she wanted to go raw after some of my tricks (teasing the clit in missionary with my dick head for like 10 minutes) and then the raw parameter was established.
In Mexico City there was this shitty brothel in the slums with like 5 goblina creature big back chicks, and one 100lb 30 year old white tiny milf chick.
She was freaky, and kind of scary, into witchcraft and stuff. she read my palms and said I would die in two years, and I kind of believed her. crazy eyes.
The 2nd visit she said she wanted to have my baby (I told her I had moved to the city for work ofc), her aunt made her this potion to help her get pregnant, I just went with it.
crazy -getmepregant sex- for a good week, and then I threw out my sim card at the airport and never to return.
I guess I could have a couple Rugrats in Latin America that will find me in a decade with the DNA shit, oh well, guess it's just another bill at the end of the month.
 

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
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i had the opportunity to lose my virginity to one on someone else’s dime. she was a disgusting used-up vegas whore & i wouldn’t have been able to get hard enough to fuck her even if i wasn’t drunk. it was so fucking pathetic. she started crying about getting kicked out of her boyfriend’s house & whether or not his dog would miss her. she lied about being 30 when she was actually 40. i ended up having to lie about fucking her. it was awful. i’d rather die sexless than resort to prostitutes, which i probably will
Dude, you're putting way to much value into the act. Just get a nut, release it on her (black) belly and go back to your life.
 

NIGGERKILLER1488

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
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because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
This. Every man goes through times where he just needs a hole to cum inside of, and isn't interested in or ready for a relationship. You can either spend hours of your time seducing a woman who will want more from you, along with all of the false expectations and other problems that can arise from women who are angry and feel used, OR just pay a bitch to let you cum inside her and both of you get exactly what you want. Like you said time is money.
 

StlakerFatti

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the problem with prostitutes for me is that they sometimes fall in love with me. you would think the $1,500+/h ones are more immune to it, but no. there was no way for me to dress down, smell or otherwise disrespect them enough. ever been stalked by a 9/10 brazilian model? she went through my trash and kept old razors and diapers i threw out.
i used to love visiting prostitutes but it turned sour on me quick.
 

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