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Have you ever fucked a prostitute

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.


Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.

paying to eat some whore's box that's had a mile of cock?

Think the bitch charged me like $2k for the hour. Wouldn't do a BJ without the condom, so passed on that too.
two grand.. holy shit
 

Pussymagnetpat

Boq Army niqqa
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4,175
paying to eat some whore's box that's had a mile of cock?

Yea, what are you some kind of homosexual, pvt pile? You think dicaprio’s current twentysomething model chick hasnt had a mile of dick?
You shower with them, whats the problem?
Can you really call yourself a man’s man if you havent had your balls drained by a 20 year old dental assistant in the third world?

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Harry Tasker

5-Star General - Tomlinson Army
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Common misconception
In the states if youre picking up street walkers, yea obviously, but splurge a little and its literally just college girls and housewives, teachers etc on eros, usually starting $300 hrly.
They are 95% contracted by a bigger agency and have to do weekly std checks.
Single Woman are all whores, some are just more honest about it
I’ve always assumed any attractive college girl ad I see that isn’t like $1k/hr is a cop or a scam
 

Diaper WOOD

Shot caller of the wood pile!
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888
Finally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Probably 350ish now.

Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:



No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.

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Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do they let you kiss them on the lips???
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
Forum Clout
49,842
Yea, what are you some kind of homosexual, pvt pile? You think dicaprio’s current twentysomething model chick hasnt had a mile of dick?
You shower with them, whats the problem?
Leo's chick didn't just have 3 foot of that mile hours before he chowed down tho.
Paying to hose them down first is a pfg bit.
 
Forum Clout
14,876
Twice, by accident.

Was walking to a Mets game and had a couple hours to kill..Asian woman grabs my arm and says “you want massage?” Sweet innocent me says ok! 40 bucks!

She gets me alone and says “you want sex? 60 dollars moh!!”

Well, twist my arm why don’t cha!

That was pfg and fun.

Another time…I was alone at a casino at 3am in Reno and some cute little methhead says “wanna fuck me for 100?”

Fine!

Brb..killing myself
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Forum Clout
21,473
Finally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Probably 350ish now.

Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:



No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.

View attachment 255494
View attachment 255493

Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
Whoremongering in Colombia seems fun, until it isn't.

Enjoy getting scopalamina'd, funster
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Forum Clout
21,473
Common misconception
In the states if youre picking up street walkers, yea obviously, but splurge a little and its literally just college girls and housewives, teachers etc on eros, usually starting $300 hrly.
They are 95% contracted by a bigger agency and have to do weekly std checks.
Single Woman are all whores, some are just more honest about it
Lmao you think when you "order" a woman online she is a kindergarten teacher fresh from getting tested at a clinic? I guess you know more about it than me, but as the great judge Marilyn Milian said....seems a little far fetched
 
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