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How much do you spend on DoorDash every week?

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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My buddy ordered DoorDash the other night from Shake Shack and I could not believe how much it cost. It effectively doubled the price and he only lives like 7 mins away with traffic. He’s always complaining about how he has no money but apparently he door dashes shit multiple times a week.

I think I’ve used it less than 10 times in my life. I’ve always hated delivery just because the last thing I want is another set of hands in the food process. I’ll pick the shit up myself.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Im a true baller. I get two meals a day while traveling 60 or more miles away from the office and get to buy water/gatorade/ice whenever. A REAL luxury you plebs cant IMAGINE
I get $120 a day and no receipts required under $50. I found a happy hour with $3 beer in NJ and could get 40 beer if I tip cash. I haven't tried it yet.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I get $120 a day and no receipts required under $50. I found a happy hour with $3 beer in NJ and could get 40 beer if I tip cash. I haven't tried it yet.
BULLSHIT! I cant charge tobacco or alcohol! Sometimes if the server is cool theyll sell us $7 "sodas" but most of the time they say "nooo i cant! ". Gayyyyy.

10 years ago the Lineman used to rack up $800+ bartabs and the company would cover it. Nowadays, that shit doesnt fly
 

Not Child.

Boq Legion does not exist
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Im a true baller. I get two meals a day while traveling 60 or more miles away from the office and get to buy water/gatorade/ice whenever. A REAL luxury you plebs cant I
Not Child.
MAGINE
Why u lion, b
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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I have a friend who easily spends $200 a week.
It's barely edible goyslop when they hand it over at the counter let alone when its waiting for an uberpaki to deliver.
With inflation blowing up cheap fast food (McD) to the price of a pub meal it just seems pointless to buy that slop.

I'm at the stage were I barely buy from supermarkets now, just farm/butchers and a local market.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Manufacturing cybersecurity and some automation.
Ahhh. Makes sense. You travel alot? Im only gone 1-3 days a month so i rarely use per diem honestly. Most of the cybersecurity guys i work with at the Utility Substations are constantly traveling from Cali to Maine to Texas to North Dakota constantly though. They get 120-200 a day per diem usually.
 

DanFielding

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About a year ago I was standing outside the Gramercy Theater waiting for the doors to open when a Domino’s delivery guy pulled up on a bike. He dropped one of the items, some kind of little bread bites, on the sidewalk. The scumbag started to put them back in the box but the security guard at the apartment building he was delivering to saw him and told him to get the fuck out of there. And that is why I will never us Doordash or any other food delivery service.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Ahhh. Makes sense. You travel alot? Im only gone 1-3 days a month so i rarely use per diem honestly. Most of the cybersecurity guys i work with at the Utility Substations are constantly traveling from Cali to Maine to Texas to North Dakota constantly though. They get 120-200 a day per diem usually.
Right now, 3 weeks a month one-week wfh. It's not for everyone but I like it. CA, TX, NJ, PA, FL (all doxxed now). Probably the easiest job I've ever had.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Right now, 3 weeks a month one-week wfh. It's not for everyone but I like it. CA, TX, NJ, PA, FL (all doxxed now). Probably the easiest job I've ever had.
I do local high voltage line work currently but the real money is in travel. I think once my little ones grow up ill go back on the road and cash in on Utility Transmission. Some of them guys get paid 24hr days 6 days a week. They work like 80-100+ hrs a week but get paid for like 144 hrs work. 55$ an hour and time+1/2 after 40 AND double time sundays. They do it for 10 years and retire at 45 and live with both their houses and 4 cars paid off for the rest of their lives. Sounds like a miserable existence for those 10yrs though. Seems worth it though. Id have my house paid off in the first year or two.
 

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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I get $120 a day and no receipts required under $50. I found a happy hour with $3 beer in NJ and could get 40 beer if I tip cash. I haven't tried it yet.
That'd be an embarrassing reveal if you ended up getting a 41st by accident they could look up what it was spent on.

At least they couldn't prove that you'd had to have started at 10am to drink all of those
 
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